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Show DidltEve Occur to You That its difficult for a man to remember where the first dollar he ever earned went but he is absolutely sure where the first dollar he earned after buying a used automobile disappeared. That Harry Lauder is again in this country he sings a song, "She is My Daisy," some Bingham Bing-ham and Lark boys sing it with a different meaning. That the American Theatre in camp will exhibit some of the best motion pictures that can be found in the country this winter. win-ter. ' r That the Utah Copper Basketball Basket-ball team will be in a position to give the people of Bingham who are Basketball fans! a good time this winter. That there is a bright side to the old truism that it takes two to make a quarrel and it takes two to kiss and make up, That ' Mary Garden says she prefers mules to men. There is not much in that statement but publicity chatter, aa it has been given out that Mary never had a mule. That honeymoons are happy because house cleaning doesn't come until later in the season. That a daily newspaper says, "A boy was born in a Ford in Atlanta City yesterday. It is not a miracle but it will mean more advertising for Henry. That we are the League of Rations? before the Winter.,; is ovver we shall be .compelled to approach Europeans a by the stomach route. ; - That it discourages children to have their parents talk back at them. That there was a candidate who wore no man's collar because his Adam's apple was too large. That there is 115,000 miles of paved roads in the U. S. A. . That William ,T. Ellis usually optimistic writes almost, hopelessly hope-lessly of the world situation; He finds that "so far as yet revealed, reveal-ed, there is not a great leader on earth." But isn't it true, any crisis brings out a man to handle it. Bankruptcy in stateman- ship is a sad thing to contemplate. contem-plate. ' That results are like the issues when the issue are confuing. ' That Artemus Ward is given the credit for saying, "I've determined deter-mined to live within my means if I have' to morrow money to do it.' : - J That Love is everything, take a dog for example, it doesn't smell the same to the boy who owns it as it smells to the boy's mother. That after we acquire a thorough and comprehensive un-dertsanding un-dertsanding of women we shall be in a position to analize the woman wo-man vote. That some food for thought offered gratutiously is sometimes some-times found indigestible. That we should have a warm winter considering all the hot air that was distributed in the election campaigns. That Booth Tarkington is credited as being America's greatest novelist. Read his wonderful won-derful serial, "Ecaalcy's Christmas Christ-mas Party," which is appearing in this paper weekly. That Peace is a state of mind, mind our own business. That one can always find how to spell a word in the dictionary if one knows how to spell it in the first place so they can find it in the dictionary. That if a man doesn't care to be his own boss he might as well marry. That nothing seems so soft as the other fellows job. That packers say "Eat more meat" the doctors say "Eat less meat," Bill Bowland minds his own business. |