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Show SPARTICUS CANNON. I intend to dV (politically) wilh my bonU on "Uncle Joe ' Cannon Ye call me Uncle Joe," And ye do well to call him uncle Who lor eight long years has ruled the lower house With his own rule vinl put the. kibosh on that pesky Kansas redhead And all that bunch of two -year-olds Who talked about "the people's will," And said it was not right that I should be J The whole congress and the V S A. And Uncle Sam and all the works I Except T. It., my friend and cham-i cham-i pion. ! Klght! I was always right according I to the rules, And when 1 wasn't I changed the ' rules, I and Payne ani John Palzell. , We are the original Right Hrolhers, Aud as "fly" as you make 'cm i Hear ye that hob-tailed lion roaring in his den9 That's old Vox Populi waiting to sink a tooth Into a pert aud frisky young gladl-aior gladl-aior From Danville. Illinoy. Served with cause a la insurgent. And a dish of standpatters for dessert. des-sert. Well, let him come on and you'll sec The goldlngdcst old lion fight ever pulled off. Not even barring P.wana Tumbo's. If jou don't wish to volunteer as menus Follow me! Start an Ananias Club I And fire off a vocabulary outside of the dictionary. Tell 'em to go here there Is no need for the conservation con-servation of fuel. If you must die. then die like me, With youf boots 'on! Aud let your epitaph be; 'Gone, but not digested." Richard Llnthlcum in N. Y. World. |