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Show Emperor Wearing a Monocle. Loyal Qeriimns who feel In duty bound to npo their emperor havo another an-other terror confronting them. It will not' be so hnrd to overcomo as tho upturned up-turned mustaches, howovor. Tho emperor's em-peror's doctor told him ho has astigmatism astig-matism In his right oyo and tho om-peror om-peror bought a raonoclo. As a result there has boen, a tremendous run on Elnglo eyeglasses by German army officers. Tho spread of, tho habit (o court circles Is looked for. ' It Is ,do'-clared, ,do'-clared, howovor, that In' stimulating this fad 'Knvporpr William1 wasInrio cent of promodltntlon only so far as he wria concerned about his astigmatic' |