Show WW pa MEANT TO BE FUNNY CHOICE SAMPLES OF THE HUMOR OF THE DAY one explanation of the origin of the college yell her golf ng costume only wanted just reward tor his hard work H s D sc laimer lalmer no said the american father there Is nothing in the rumor that my daughter is engaged to the crown prince of FurrinI Furr inland and here he assumes a pose of conscious pride de and resumes but she could have a crown prince if she wanted one my fortune Is now at such a figure that at the prevailing market rates I 1 could give her 15 dukes 20 lords 10 earls or five orill nary princes thus vou you may see that the acquisition of a crown prince would not entail painful economy upon me both were good i he hei 1 think she wears a very short golfing skirt she well why t she she has a perfect right lie ile her left looks all right too explained it didn dian t fight did you know that our political antagonist had cast reflections on your truth and veracity yes what are you going to do about it ita nothing my pride p ade forbids me to fight anyone except a gentleman and a man who calls another a liar Is no gentleman A fair philosopher and you rea ly think that the ig borant may be successful in lifee said the man who enjoys abstruse disca discussion ss ion certainly answered miss cay enne the man a ho thoroughly believes in himself has a great advant age and self esteem Is frequently based on the grossest sort of agnor ance qu te cons stent miss bliss Mam Main chantz I 1 suppose you youve ve heard of my engagement to mr jenks miss ascott yes and I 1 confess I 1 was surprised d you told me once that you wouldn t marry him for a million dollars miss bliss Maln Main chantz 1 I know dear but I 1 discovered later that he had two mil lions left quietly mistress I 1 hope you did not have angry words worde with your last mistress on leaving your situation new servant lor bless you no mum I 1 just locked her in the bath room took all my things and went away as quietly as possible stray stories the plaint of the mouse first mouse you don t mean to say you are afraid of women second mouse no I 1 m not afraid of them but they have such a way of screaming you know really it just upsets me completely girl goes with every drawing book dark clark Is a lucky fellow he has just won halt half a million dollars buzz what lottery gives such prizes book the matrimonial lottery in the studio baker s wife I 1 should like to have my little boy put into the picture too artist then it will cost 20 more bal er s wife but III take him in lit my lap lippincott s its origin grump where in n earth did those students get that college yella hump why once upon a time they upset a hornets nest A good excuse he was wander wandering ipg in ireland and came upon a couple of men in holts rolling on the road tho the man on top was pom meling the other within an inch of his life the traveler inter its it s an ia ba fernal shame to strike a man when he s down said he if you knew kne all the trouble I 1 bad had to get him down was the reply you v t be talking like that 4 |