H Brief and Breezy. HH Will that McNamara jury be , HB hired by the month or year? H Divided into four fparta the , H Tobacco trust gets new quarters. , H ' Since that Chicago mooting! H Senator LaFolletto looms up be- HH fore the standpat newspapers as H more "dangerous" than ever.' m In Kansas he is regarded as' H "ominous." B Wonder if those Chinesewho H have "declared for a republic' H could explain what they mean 1 by the word. H Nor is the President's plan to B kill the trusta with kindness H entirely new. It has been tried H before, and they didn't die woi ti H a H Tho mugwumps and half: H breeds of 20 years ago are now B i insurgents or progressives, andj H ( they are increasing in numbers. H I Those tariir vetoes did it. m If, according to the typical HH I Oriental idea, candidates over H j thoro ask questions instead of H ' making speeches, we can think H ! of nobody more like to win tho H j Chine.se Presidency than our old M m r s" friendWu-Ting-fang. M Mr. Rockefeller has a new way t m of shaking hands. Instead of H giving tho ordinary clasp, ho H keeps his hand closed, as if in B the act of holding on to some- n thing. B A Washington merchant whoso B store was No. 1313 failed on Fri- V day October 13th. Yet thero are H peon' i w1' 1 do -r.ct believe in M ' 1 .-- ";: j Hi i "" "-' ",o. t jiavo'iMiqe," s4'a f H , I Italy to Turkey, butwhat Turkey H seems to demand is the pieces. . B1 If people would only take the I Hs samo interest in work that they! H; do in baseball what a busy H country this would be. H The minister who says there B I nre no millions in heaven is male-1 Hr. ing a poor bid for tho monoy- H mad folks. j H Chinese revolutionists hwol H not yet decapitated the pi ess1 H censor. Chinese rebels think it, H is cheaper to capture a navy than j H. it is to buy one. B ;. Judging from expsrienco the I B almond oyed Mongolian thinks it! B safer to kill the Manchus first B and argue with them aftorwarti. M B Basuball parks should be fitted B out with adequate drainage. It B: is annoying for the players to be , B obliged to charter an ocean liner B t ot rom nso ase ' H Eustorn doctors say that m babies are kissed too much. Tho m infant would prefer to delay tho m osculation until the more mature H ago of 1G or 17. H Probably the stand pat party H v in China is almost as securely , M rooted to tho eternal rocks as Joo H ( Cannon is in this country. H H . , A woman is afraid her hus-1 H '', band will catch cold if he doesn't ' H wear his rubbers in the rain and . H i tliat if she does she will look like , a fright. I Dr. Wiloy says that the great- ( H est nation is one that treats its women, soap and B'jgar right Hut why drag in tho soap and H sugar? I Women suffragists have adopt- ed a yell. They feel so deeply in the matter that they were tempted to make it a roar. Women suffragists must be warned not to practice their ( iterative slogan around the house ' lest they wake the baby. I I The court that granted a divorce on the ground that her husband had concealed his real character from her has set a dangerous precedent well calcu- j lated to give a wide spread impetus im-petus to divorce. At least the Italian soldiers will have Turkey for dinner, j Thanksgiving day. j "Why is it that a great, tall husband makes his little ninety pound wife carry the baby or, why is it that a big, fat wife makes her 111 pound husband carry tho tot?" Perversity, or rather conversity, of human nature, we reckon. Soon thero will nothing of Turkey left but the wish bone. It must be somewhat humiliating humiliat-ing to Turkey and Italy to learn that thoir war has caused less disturbance in the money market than a mere bluff in Morocco. With Baker at the bat the Philadelphia Athletics don't have any trouble to take tho cake. After all of these years Mrs. O'Lcary's cow has been vindicated vindicat-ed about having kicked over the lamp that burned Chicago up in 1871. Another instance of the tardiness of justice in America. One Adriondack guide has gone and shot another guide," mistaking him for a deer. Sing- .Hto . tot ihawajfcauggfc resembled a deer. ' , A Reno Judgo says that ho will grant no divorce to a person with nn affinity. Why that is tho kind that wants tho divorce most.