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Show Proving an Alibi. A few days ago an Irishman with an old clay pipe in his mouth entered one of the elevated railway cars in which smoking was forbidden. The conductor, conduc-tor, on reaching him, remarked: "No smoking in this car." "I'm not smokin'," replied the Irish-mau. Irish-mau. On returning through the car, the conductor still found him with his pipe in his mouth, and the following dialogue dia-logue ensued: "I told you that smoking was not allowed al-lowed in this car." "Yis, an' I told ye I wasn't smokin'." "Well, you've got your pipe in your mouth." "Yis, an' so I've me feet in me boots, but I'm not walkin'." |