Show BEFORE DIEHLS BAil Calamities and horrors dire Followed the wako of Mike McGulro A calm and quiet parson ho Becomes a terror on a spree When loaded with tho juice of bugs Ho entered In a mart of drugs Im feeling bad they heard him yell And want some stuff to mako me well So stand aside and give me room Or you will meet a frightful doom Here let mo got up to that rIm r-Im going to mix thin dose myself Thm quinine mercury and pills Into a mortar Michael lpllla Prussia acid cyanide Spanish Jly find bichloride Salts he added to the stack And flavored all with Ipecac I The clerk looked on and nursed tho hope That Mike McGuire would take the dope Though drunk Mike knew where ho was at And said Now feed this to the cat I He bolted out and did not stop Until ho reached a blacksmith shop I Twas here a cop got on his trail And Mike McGuIro was hauled to Jail My first offense said Mike McGulre i Then said the court you may retire But If you should repeat your tricks Ill mako you take the doao you mix 4 Frank Evorll aged IS and Bert Hoffman Hoff-man 16 both messenger boys had been arrested for intoxication ISveriU said ho procured Limo liquor at a saloon on First South botweon Main and Commercial Hoffman said lip got his dose from Ever Ill Judgo Diehl remarked that the saloon sa-loon man was tho person who should have been arrested and lot tho boys go after giving them a fatherly talk e a The < olhnr oxtremp was represented by James Bonner a man in his 7Sth year Ho pleaded guilty and said ho had been dig glng a collar and was overcome by tho sun and liquor together Ho had been arrested ar-rested before he said in 1S02 Judge Diehl discharged him fI James OBrien got drunk and appropriated appro-priated a room In a Second South street lodginghouse where he went to bed with his shoes on When the landlady demanded demand-ed pay for tho damage OBrien upbraided her for disturbing his slumbers You will stand committed for five days said tho court Hereafter when YOU want to sleep with your shoes on you had better put up at a livery stable And be after having a nightmare exclaimed ex-claimed OBrien Mrs Mina Ramsey a roominghouse keeper wag fined 515 for violating tho ordinance or-dinance requiring tho keeping of a register regis-ter Francis Parrott an Incorrigible youth 14 years old was lectured by Papa Diehl and sont homo with his mother |