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Show FOR THE F1IIVOLOU8, He: 'That fellow- called me a lobster, lob-ster, said I was no good, and that I never thought ot paying my dobtsl" She: "Why, I didn't know that he know ou at alll" Yankera Statesman. "Named your boy )0tJ" "Yes, Called Call-ed u.ra Dewey 8." "What Is tbo H for?" "I dunno yet whether It Is for Sampson, Schley or Smith, for his mother's father." Cincinnati I.nqulrcr. Kx-scrvant: "My husband's been beating' me again, Mil. Mary, and I'd twenty minds to havo blm arrested." Mis Mary: "Why didn't youT" "Well, I was tblnkln', too, with mo so lame and him not workln', how'd I ever get tbe money to pay the fine!" Llfo. "I don't know whether to regard this young author as a marvel ot courtesy cour-tesy or a phenomenal specimen ot assurance," as-surance," said tbe magaxlne editor's assistant. "What ho bo donot" "la-closed "la-closed a stamp to be put on tbo check In payment for his article." Washington Washing-ton Star. Uertle (returned home): "Mr. Jons gavo m a nice piece of cake," Gertie' mother: "Did you ask for lit" Gertie: "M'm." Mother: "And I told you not to." Oertle: "No, mamma. You told me not to ask for everything I taw, I didn't see the cake; It wo In tbe pantry." pan-try." Uoeton Transcript. |