GOT SATISFACTION. i! ,H A motorist was stopped by a police- M ll! '.IH man for speeding, whereupon he bet u Uj u came angry and called the policeman' 1 1 1 an ass. After he had paid his fine, j IiiCH the Judgo reproved him for what. h$ lj MjH had said to tho officer. 11 mH "Then ,1 mustn't call a pollcemar.. Kj k an ass?" he said. pji f H "Certainly not," said tho Judfcy. I fWll ""You must not Insult the police." "' V j KB i "But you wouldn't mind if I calleu r II1' f ilk 1 an ass a policeman, would you?" 1 IS I M "Why no, if it gives you any satis- ! IjH jH faction," answered bis honor with j IPIH smile. ;; 1'ilil IHiH The motorist turned to the man who, M fj Ejj M had arrested him. "Good day, police- I nj!L man," he said, and immediately left jj jfiJH the courtroom. Boston Transcript. I K