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Show t JUST FOR FUN g(j The Way Around It. If'j Paul, four years old, Is the pride t' of his father and mother and a ml precocious chap at that. 1 The other day his mother said J.J ho might go across tho street to t call ou Harold. She told Paul B" t that he must be good and not ask j I for anything, J , When Paul arrived at the houGO I Harold's mother greeted him kiud- I ft ly. Whon she had concluded Paul 1 1 eaid: I if "Mother Gaid I might come over flf; to see Harold. But she said I j should be sure and not ask for a .111 Jo; peit "o "lll 35la e33li Jy iho church festival last night" I I Paul got the cake before he j(! went homo. Philadelphia Times I Of Course He Heard. ifl Bill, the scene-shlftor, much against 'his will, has been "sent 1 on" in an emergency as tho duke's ejrvant with ono lino to speak. : Bill Tor grace, his 'Ighness Is j without. ' Tho Duke What say'st thou, $ Said a bald-headed man to a walt- 1 knave? ; Bill (greatly annoyed) You ; 'card! Throne. ' I His Interpretation. I Mrs. Hornbeak (In tho midst of ' her reading) My goodness! K What's this country coming to7 B Here's an article headed; "A Bar- il tender to Every Two School A Teachers." Farmer Hornbeak By hickory! IB How them professors do Jrlnk! llr Puck. r IF The Rate. Stout Party And can't I get to X without walking? Porter Well, thero's tho coal train, mum. Stout Party How much will it cobI mo? Porter Soven shillings a ton. Philadelphia May. Cheering Him Up. The Wife After all, Adolphus. tliis visit Isn't going to be so expensive. ex-pensive. With the half-dozen dresses I simply had to get and your clothes cleaned and pressed, wo'll manage splendidly. Hnrper's Bazar. One Thing Miaalng, A woman living in a small town near Butto purchased from an art dealer there a water-color outfit, with printed directions for its use. Those directions Included, among other things, Instructions to moisten moist-en tho brushes for tho first time with saliva in a day or two tho dealer received tho following letter: let-ter: "Dear Sir: The outfit Is complete com-plete a3 ordered except the saliva. Yours truly, Mrs, ," Everybody's Every-body's Magazine. Intereetlng Antique. "Fine old inn, sir," commented the host. "Everything In this houso has Its story." "I don't doubt 11," remarked tho grouch , tourist "An'd Ib there any legond , connected with ' this old pleco of cheese?" Knnsas City Times. |