Show FACTS FACTS- Not Worth ort Knowing By ARTHUR ARTHUR- BAER 1816 1618 by Pi-ess Pi esa Publishing Co Ca New New Neu NewYork York Evening ErMine World A broom is merely a whiskbroom with a wholesale handle If desIring desiring to keep pets Plats and not caring caring caring car car- ing for the annoying chirping and chattering chattering chattering chat chat- you will will-find will find that a collection opet o opet of pet postage stamps will fill the billOne bill billOne billOne One of the most charming channing traits In soup Is its ability to adapt Itself to circumstances When served In in it flat dish it will be bo flat when inhaled through a straw It will be tall and slender slender slender slen slen- der and If served In a thimble it willbe will willbe willbe be exceedingly ly compact Few of mans man's dumb friends can boast of the sagacity of this modest and generally quiet In in- in 1 After years of study and concentration tion a naturalist Is able to give a perfect Imitation of the whimpering whimpering whimpering whim whim- sound made by a sad and morose morose morose mo mo- mo- mo rose snail I IFor For practical purposes the distance between the floor and roof of a pie should be at least twentieth one-twentieth of an anI inch I In the southpaw country everything is done left handed The natives wind the cat up and put the clock out Orchestras play the soup while the diners spill the cornets and cellos cello down their vests Umbrellas are never stolen and hat boys tip the public Gasoline runs rons wild on the streets and can be easily captured and tamed Rabbits chase bulldogs until their tongues hang out and get sunburned |