Show Stray Column Edited today by Democratic Democratic- Progressive Women Mrs W. W J. J Ashman and Miss Rula Williams Conductresses What are the Utah I can representatives doing for their election Praying election Praying Mabey Ii Everyone cant can't be happy Somebody Somebody Somebody Some Some- body has to be bea a Republican C S SMOOT SHOULD WORRY ABOUT PROHIBITION PROHIBITION-HE HE HAS HIS I DRUG STORES S C 11 S O Senator Sutherland is making his visit to Utah whether we need It or 01 or not 5 5 5 Our friend Reed Smoot seems to tobe tobe tobe be as forgetful of the merits of President Wilson's Wilsons record as he was of the authorship of the Darling address Oh Shiloh Oh Wilderness Oh R Reed ed Oh h Provo Prove S S S Stray Editors Will Willou you ou please tell me what party Nephi l. l L. L Morris really belongs to GERALDINE Answer You You must be a stranger tranger In Inthe Inthe Inthe the city Geraldine to ask such a question He belongs to any party and every party that will accept him If you are speaking I In the Interests of the the Woman party YOU are on the right tr track ck He h has ls been known to togo togo togo go up one ole side of the street a staunch supporter of one party and to go down the other side working for another another- office EDS S O S S TELEPHONE CONTROVERSY I Bell rings two rings two party line Staunch Democrat Democrat Hello Hello Voice Voice Veil Veil ell I vas usia de line Staunch Democrat Democrat But But my dear lady my bell rang too Voice Voice-Vell Voice Veil I report you to de manager manager manager man man- ager for all I hears is dat old Democratic Democratic Demo Demo- cr cratic tic stuff every time I takes down the telephone Staunch Democrat I I I plead lead guilty and make no attempt to prove an alibi S. S S S Miss Helen Todd Republican headquarters head head- quarters Hotel Utah city Dear Miss Todd Todd Hearing Hearing of the great sacrifice you are making for forthe forth forthe th the working girls of Pennsylvania by denying yourself chocolates and gum and eating only cent 50 lunches we hereby sympathize with you and in invite invite in- in vite you to come to our Womans Woman's I Woodrow Wilson luncheon at the Newhouse hotel November 4 and we will furnish a plate for 50 cents which will give you a surplus for the Hughes campaign fund WOMANS WOMAN'S WOODROW WILSON CLUB S Roosevelt discovered Taft the River o of Doubt and id reasons why Hughes should be elected S co C S SA A com composite pl picture ture of the G. G O. O P. P I Ideal Ideal Hughes Hughes Hughes' whiskers whiskers' on Tafts Taft's chin with Roosevelt's teeth shining through S S S Wilson caused the tho war in Europe Wilson caused the early frost Wilson is a friend of Villa Wilson raised the living cost All hard luck they blame on Woodrow Woodrow Woodrow Wood- Wood row Talking fast and loudly for forIt forIt forIt It Is difficult explaining How he kept us out of ot war S S S SNow Now they're even blaming Wilson for tor the slides elides at Culebra cut Prior to Wilson entering office Senator Sutherland informs us the tile Panama canal was all right but since Wilson h has s been president the earth has slid several times I If It we remember correctly Taft just before he ho went out of office visited visited vis vis- the canal and made an tion Maybe be he was so heavy he just naturally loosened the earth The wheat crop in Kansas was a afine afine afine fine one this last summer but the G. G O. O P. P speakers maintain that if the Democrats stay in power much longer the wh wheat at wont won't even grow THAT DE TRAIN When Mrs l Nelson sy of the the Hughes Hushes woI women's tr train ln was wan waR attempting In Chicago to explain ex e- plain Mr rr Hughes' Hughes holy hob purposes in in M Mexico xico various bystanders asked questions These interruptions became so Insistent at length that the speaker speak speak- er brought her address to a close with the remark Yon Ton are all i ig ig- ig New 3 w York World orld If It this b be a fair fall example of oC the st style le leof of campaigning done b by tho the Hughes women's train tram the farther tarther It travels the themore more votes yote's it will make for tor Wilson As to Hughes Hughes' purposes in Mexico or any other vital question of oC the day da no one can learn what they are by reading or hearing his speeches So SQ in that respect the Chicago bystanders bystanders by b standers were no more ignorant than the rest of us Sacramento Sacramento B Bee e. e Some prices of commodities in as ac shown by a l ledger kept by Milo Watson of or Harwinton Conn follow Barrel of or cider 7 75 cents 75 cents three pecks of oC potatoes 20 cents b beef het-f. f. f 4 cents a a. pound five flYE doz dozen n eg eggs s 's 42 cents milk 3 il cents a quart John W. W Vermont's state fish and game commissioner has started near his place in Lyndon Center Center Center Cen Cen- ter a a. turtle ranch and has ha five different different different differ differ- ent specimens collected in the state He has a La Lake ke Champlain sturgeon I six X feet feel si aix inches long long- |