Show I Reflections o oa of ofa I a Bachelor J Girl Girly irl By y HELEN ROWLAND 1316 1916 by Ui the Press Prey Publishing Co The Cs-The The New Yo To-Jc To k Evening World A happy marriage Is the afterglow that follows the sunset of romance Rib That part of a mans man's self of which he thinks the least least and and brags the most Where Is the sweet old-fashioned old girl who used to hesitate at t lifting her dress to step across a gutter Gone g gone ne alas with the sweet old fash man who used to hesitate to stare at her herl herlA A man is never sure of a woman until until un un- til she Is perfectly frank and natural and a woman Is never perfectly frank and natural until she Is perfectly In in- in different No man ever will understand a woman's womans womans woman's womans woman's wom wom- ans an's way of reasoning for a husband never never- can perceive why when he smashes Satsuma a a. vase In a moment of wrath or carelessness he should be expected to replace It with a anew a anew new fall bonnet To have your vanity extracted without without without with with- out an anesthetic go to Old Doctor Hymen specialist In all heart diseases Cures Egotism Chronic Romanticism Lovesickness Swelled Head Sentimental Hangovers and all other forms of paranoia paranoia Peach A pretty woman to whom a man Is maneuvering to be Intro intro- Prune Prone The same woman afterward In dealing with a man a foolish woman woman woman wom wom- an argues a sane woman argues first and then acts a wise woman simply acts and leaves his conscience to do the arguing |