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Show rutins: n Long-Foil Want. Bomo day or olher overy teporter will carry around a phonograph, aud when ho Interviews a man tho lattcr'a words will bo taken down with uti accuracy admitting of no dlsputo. Then when tho Interviewed gentleman comes uround In tho morning llko a volcnnlo eruption to explain that his language was distorted and all that sort of thing, tho reporter can quietly pull tho phonograph with one hand and a gun with thoothor and ask him what ho is going to do about it. When this scheme can bo sue rosstully operated a long-felt want will bo filled. As It Is at prosout, when a man gots Into troublo becausoof his remarks being faithfully printed ho at once swears tha thu reportor mixed up his words with tin egg boater and then run them In. In such a mannor tho guileless uowspapor man frequently fre-quently gains a reputation tor lying which he does not desorvn. ' |