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Show A Queer One. Hayrlx Ole man Sparrowgrass glr a queer sort uv critter, ain't he? Oatcake- dunnu. What's queer er-bout er-bout blm? Hayrlx Why. ei often ei I've heerd blm dlscussln' polertlcks drown t' th" grocery. I ain't never ylt heerd him say what he'd do erbout stralgtenln' things out f he wut president fer couple uv hours, by grass! One of the Q jsllflcatlons. "I believe 1 have the only perfect husband " 'Ifcu-s he hook?" "You didn't catch my remark; I was speaklrg of my husband, uot of our cow " "It was your husband I had In mind If be refuses to book )ou up the bark he Is not perfect." Went Too Far. Yeast Ik you think there Is a penalty pen-alty for lying? Orlneorbak Sure! I knew a fellow fel-low wbo dislocated his sbouUer while rtre'rhlng cut his hands tn show tb j e of the fish he claimed te had I acghf Ycr.kers S'.atesn.an. |