Show WIT AND HUMOR Puck Here my little fellow said a benevolent old gentleman to a weeping boyt wouldnt cry that way if I were you How did you cry when you were a little lit-tle boy twked ttHFwsepar during a temporary tem-porary cessation of ears New Yo1 Journal r Mrs Gunn John dear you arent afraid to fire things that are loaded are you Mr GunnPooh Of course not Mrs GunnThen I wish you would go down stairs and discharge Bridget Truth AuthorI have a dialect story I want to sell you Bditor In what dlalect Is It AuthorI dont kahn Editor Ill take ITo Town Topics This is an age of miracles mir-acles How do you make thai out Why just see the number of old maids that have become new women Detroit Free PresThIS is a diamond I of the purest water said the salesman to Colonel Blegrass I Puest watah suh Ill look else wheh Philadelphia North American Ill toss you to see who pays for it said Walker Foot after he had swallowed the liquor refreshment My first toss said the bartender as he grabbed the tramp and threw him out of the place And Walker Foot as he gathered himself him-self together murmured You won I Boston Transcript Mr Commutor Its getting along pretty near summer now ft Jtg grn Harriet and theres no reason for you to be cultivating the acquaintance of the Frosts any longer AVe shant want their I snow shovel any more Mrs Cu imutor But we must have some neighbors to pass the time of day with I Mr Cummutor Certainly Whats the matter with the Dales I noticed that they have got a new lawn mower I saw it on the express wagon last night I I |