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Show What Killed Him. H Wife (with newspaper, to husband) C3 Hero Is another forcible temperance m lecture: (Reads) "Young Splllers got SI Into a l)at and shoved out Into the & river, and as he was Intoxicated ho up- H set the boat, fell into the river and H was drowned." Now, sir (addressing H her husband), It ho had not drunk H whisky ho would not have lost his lite. H Husband Let me sec. He foil into H the river, didn't he? H Wife Of courso he did. H Husband Didn't dlo until he fell H H Wife James, you are positively H silly. Of courso ho didn't dlo until bo H was drowned. M Husbnnd Then it was tho water H that killed him. Stray Stories. H |