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Show !! Couldiri t',itl llm Si Hi p. An eUlerlv genlletnan in a restauni'lt having been served with a plate of so..p he had ordered, said (o the waiter: "Look here, t can't eai this soup." "All right; I'll get vou another plate-On plate-On receiving ihnseuond plate tho guest once more remarked "It's no use. 1 can't eat this sou p." Then the waiter went to the proprietor and said: "The old gentleman over there is complaining com-plaining aiiout the soup. Ho says ho can't eat it." "You don't know how to wait on people. peo-ple. I'll attend to him." The proprietor went to tho kicking guest and said, blandly: "I understand you Ray there is something some-thing the matter with the soup?" "1 didn't say anything of the kind." "You said you couldn't eat it." "Yes, I said 1 couldn't eat it." "WiH yon tell me why you can't eat that soup'?" "Certainly. 1 haven't got any spoon." Texas tiiftings. |