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Show FOH THE LADIES. Ilaye C.ty, Kansas, has a fema'e oust&'.le. The ynug ure iti ci n-t ut feir hat nhfe uijy Lava "an atttmhuieut" ior luetu. Tha Connecticut Ijf-g;?U'nro will r-'-ier the wooiim suifraKe petition to a committee foia;)"Sfl tutir ly of bachekus aail widow;': s. MoU'.'raiiis on wed.iiog irda liavo had their day, and have "'gone out." The latest stylo is the letter only of the bridn's name, large, plu.iu and eirn-ply eirn-ply printed. ".Bub, is your sister at home?" ,:l"es, but fche. won't sea you to-night." ,,Vhy?" ''.Because alie said she was going to have oue more mesa of cu-WiiSj cu-WiiSj if she never got another beau. Alrj. Tigs "Good gracious. J. hn you've I, ten drinking." Mr. Twiggs ".NoraJrop, my dear, rjorada p. I'va only come up by tha el'va'.ed railway. I'unchinrHo. Susan P. Anthony s-id, while there list w. el;, ' l).iy!o'j was a very Lm.d-HOtuo Lm.d-HOtuo iii'-.-t ctty, and could bd made the nm.-t delightful place to live in the wond, wtj an intelligent woman us JJay. r " A lady whose husband, an officer in the finny, wus ordered to Port Laramie Lara-mie since the Indian troubles, reiuseJ to accomiiany him, as "she had but Very little ha.r nil her head, but what tslie had the preferred to ktep." Thi Pi-lawaie Indian word for love is " bchunel-iidamowitchewagau. " Imagiue a mixture of Delaware Ebg-iish Ebg-iish in hhalispeaiv, thus: "bhe never told her hcainieh'ud imoA'itchewagan, but let con jiahuciit like a worm i' the bud," etc. Flirtitioa ib described by sone one as a ''g ioie iu which botu sides know what Uiey ate playing for, and it is a mere, trial of skill to eee which one will come off second bet." "The fact is," eaid an elderly wife, "a man does not know how to straigh-ea straigh-ea up things, lie dots not know where to commence. I don't wonder,'1 she continued, "that when God mode Adam he went right to work and made a woman to tell him what to do." 'What a contrast there sometimes is bet-'veen an adjective and an adverb ! Kellict, lor example, in the wide difference that exists between toe mail who is constaut in love, and the niiiu who is constantly in love! A Boston woman complains that bhe has stopped in suudry hotels iu sundry places, tine aha never knew one to have a clock in the ladies' parlor, par-lor, or a newspaper accessible to its lady guests. . Bat there alway is a mirror. "It's a desp'r't thiDg," said old Joe Smykers; "a desp'r't tbiog that are young couple, who've been bd'in and cooiu', and makin'eyes atone another for a month, have now goue to the miuister, aDd got a permit to see if they tan't keep at it for a life time." |