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Show 1 FOR WOMEN ONLY. H Mark 'I wain uelits shirts that but- H ton behind that Is, wlnn the button H for which the buttonhole uiisdi'tlgued H Is there Once upon a timr'Maik iut H on u shirt that railed to button Mail. H liHlltcii'd a little and tluew tin- stilt t H frnm the window, lie tiled another H shirt and round the lucr.s.s.iry button H ' missing 'I'hit made Mark angiy and H licmtittcieda little louder a-, ho thicw H th: .iceoml shut, fioiu the window. B The third shin. wa-. tried and again ' M tin; button was absent. Hy this time M otir Uncle Matk wamna white heal H J ho exploded As Marl; tells It, it H must huu been a picttiieMiue explo- M slon. The air became blue and sul- H I pliurous and little demons hoppc:) H about in glee. As the Miiitlios man H , j j waxed warmer, all the old unit foigot- M " tun expletives eamu easily to the end H i of Ills tonuur, and when theso seemed H k too tutnc for the occasion, Mark In- H i .vented new swear words ol fioiu leu H to twelve 'syllablles'. Ileiaged.sly.led. H ; foumed, gnashed his teeth and con- H signed ever) thln, including shirts H and buttons, to Gehenna. H j j 'i'hc spasm llua'ly ended and Murk H stepped thiougli u dour that he did 1 ' not leiilie boJoiu was open. Ilisdear- 1) beloved wire was then, and as Mark turned shamefaced toward her, she re- iM , peated his last string of expletives, H I probably about like -a. dear Christian H I woman might say, "Oh, fudge. H ' I J "Now j on know how it sounds," H P j said Mark's better-half. H "Old It sound like that, deai V J f It H I i did, I'll neer sweat again." "And d d If 1 ever have used bad langtugu since," said Mark, as he tin-ished tin-ished the story. The ladies who happen to have sweating husbands may tlnd a sugges-t sugges-t Icn I net flu |