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Show Comforting. A Hoosler minister's wife was getting get-ting ready to go Jo the hospital foi an operation. Her husband and children chil-dren had been solicitous of her all day, everything around the house had been very quiet until late that evening, eve-ning, when she heard the seven-year-' .'old twins quarreling. She asked her !husband to see what it was about, and he summoned them into the room to give them a lecture on worrying their 'mother. "It was all your fault, daddy," Flora retorted. ' Floyd nodded his head and the minister min-ister asked what he had done. Im-; aglne the feeling when Floyd replied: "Mr. Long said he didn't see where you would get another wife If mother died, and said you would want Miss E., and Flora said you would want her Sunday school teacher because you called her your helping hand all the time." Indianapolis News. j Not In His Line. "Do you understand the theory of relativity?" "I haven't tried," replied Senator Sorghum. "I don't see a chance of Its coming up for discussion in any political campaign." Japan's Large Cities. As shown by the recent ron-us ! pan has 14 cities ctf more 1 li-' n !':" , Inhabitants. The J.ir-i- t U 'I'. ' 'the capital, with a : .; i :i 173.1G2. |