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Show At That, We Doubt Ready Answer Saved the Day A certain gentleman was very fond of golf, and of a little refreshment re-freshment after the game. He arrived ar-rived home very late one night, and was met by his wife in the hall. "Well, and what excuse have you got to offer for coming home at this unearthly hour?" she asked angrily. "It was like this, my dear, I was playing golf with some friends and " "Playing golf!" she cried in disgust. dis-gust. "Are you trying to tell me you can play golf in the dark?" "Oh, yes, my dear," he said quickly. "You see, we were using the night clubs." |