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Show r 1 ,;-" lite, t : -' Hello friends and howdy neighbors; You know there is alot o' things this country really needs, but ther' is one thing we don't need, an that's another kitchen tool f er shred-din shred-din vegetables. Vegetables shredder shred-der demonstraters are so thick in department stores ther' ain't enough, shoppers t' go round, they jist demonstrate dem-onstrate fer one another. Course they can't make no money that way, but they can live on th' vegetables they shred. All o' these victuals cutter uppers claim t' be direct from th' world fairs. Now I know why th' fairs ain't makin' no money th' place is full o' shredder demon straters. In Germany they ain't allowed al-lowed f can anything in tin cans goin' f use th metal V make guns. If we could put alltn' metal used in vegetable shredders in one big pile o' peace an good will we ought f have enough V last th' whole world a couple o' hundred r years. Be seein' you on fffii, Plantation Party, red net ffkyi work Wednesday nlte. I'm py goin' f th' wagon these VJ S shoes are killin' me. .-Whitey Ford, Duke of Paducah, |