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Show Went Easy Jasper Gracious, I'm awfully hungry. Joan What did you have for dinner? Jasper Company I Take It or Leave It! "Which platform jor the Boston train?" the old lady asked the porter. "Turn left and you'll be right," he answered cheerfully. "Don't be impertinent" she replied. "Oh, very well, then," retorted the porter. "Turn right and be left." Sam's Problem When Sam was asked how he budgeted his income, he replied: "Oh, about 40 per cent for food, 30 per cent for accommodation, 30 per cent for clothing, and 20 per cent for amusement and incidentals." inciden-tals." "But that makes 120 per cent." "Don't I know itl" agreed Sam, with a groan. Excusable Jasper Goodness gracious, I've done something terrible I Jerry What? Jasper I mistook Joan's hat for a sandwich and put mustard inside in-side I The class had had a lesson on Eskimos, and were asked to write an account of it. One bright youngster young-ster began: "The Eskimos are God's frozen people." |