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Show An Easy Job-In Job-In an Irish courthouse iT-pently an old man was called into the witne.--'-box, and being infirm and just a little nearsighted, be went too far in more than one sense. Instead of going up the"- s-fnirs- .'lbsife.li-l '.t'o.tlre. -box--he mounted those that led to the bench. The Judge, good-hunmrodly, said : "Is it a judge you want to be, my man '!" "Ah. sure, your honor." was the re ply, "I'm an old man now. an' niehlii jit's all I'm fit fori" Tlio jud-e raiser ibis si eet nelo.s. New York |