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Show Did it ever occur to you? That If you think the "Bingham News" Is worthy of a place in your home tell others, if not, tell us. That many a beautiful girl spoils her appearances by too' much decor- aUnS. - , . : . . ' ; That Bill CoUIns's Baseball Returns Board at the "Dianwnd" makes Bill's place one of the most popular Resorts In camp these days. : That some of the patients at the Dr. P. E. Straup Hospital hate to leave-Why? leave-Why? ' ' - That the pessimist sneers and scoffs at everything. He knows more than all the world and feels the weight of his Importance. ''' That Normalcy does not mean" there will be no taxes to pay. ' . That the Indefatigable efforts of the officials of the Town Library should be appreciated by every citizen in camp. That it will not take the business men of Bingham long to awaken, provided pro-vided they are given the opportunity. That what we sow hy thinking and doing, so shall we reap. That no one desires to be humiliated but some woman will do it. That the girl who ran around all winter with a bare chest is suffering from the heat this -chilly eprlng. Tliat tlie girls , acknowledge Jim's ability as a chaperon. That wlnen a wedding card 1b needed Clark at the Bingham News Job Plant can show you some dandles at reasonable rea-sonable prices. That when you want a real printing job done eifll and se .Clarlt t the Bingham News office or Phone '91. That men who are slow and sure are more valuable than those who rush around like a poppy dog trying to catch lu tall. . That a contest bo decide on the big-1 gest liar In the county would be dlffU cult with politicians barred. That Radio may enable us to see ourselves as others see-us. -. . - 1 iiata statesman Is a politician who rises above politics. . That strikes like matrimony are peuceiul ai tlie start. IChat -wo are nnxhms 'to see "Buller" 'n lue niatr.nionial fold. That when a wild young mnn gets married he should settle down so that his wife may get the credit for reforming re-forming him. That public sentiment is always loaded, all It needs Is for someone to pull the trigger. . That It's ensy to convince a mnn he Is sick, but hard to make him believe he Is crazy. '. ' ' " That the Town Board are re-writing some of their (ordinances. That It Is easier to get along with disagreeable weather than with disagreeable dis-agreeable people. . That self control Is a simple matter of looking over the early strawberries and ordering a pound of dried prunes. |