Show TWIXT AND TWEEN with OREN PROBERT I 1 am very dubious about my lit arary aspirations this week for I 1 have been grounded with an infer nal cold my creative faculties rather than being concentrated on the affairs of the week have in stead been centered on the bejec eions to my wife s medical advise ments every time I 1 get a pain regardless of its nature she insists that I 1 go to bed then she im mediately recalls her youth and before I 1 know it I 1 find myself be ing subjected to doll hoase empen ments she takes my temperature and my pulse the windows cant can t be open the light cant can t be shin ing in my face the bed must look just right me too in case she decides to call the doctor she feeds me concoctions with a baby spoon that will either elther kill or cure and all in all makes it look so convincing that she crawls into bed and the next thing I 1 know I 1 in waiting on her well I 1 in a patient fellow but I 1 can play house just so long and the able happens I 1 lose control of my good nature blow up literally and then my irritable disposition gets shamefully spanked until my body retires to the dog house thus it appears that women always have the last word at least it is so in my particular case for the only de casion I 1 ever get to make is in the event of my own sickness and then I 1 get to choose my own either a day in the doll house or a week in the dog house at long last the business men of tooele thoele are attempting to form plans for a chamber of corn merce or a reasonable facsimile thereof it seems that there are certain individuals individual who believe tooele thoele needs a new source of en ergy if it expects to weather the whirling tide of progression this could come about either by a change in politics or by the or cooperation of all concern ed the latter of course is more fitting to the time inasmuch as election is not a part of the im mi mediate future the idea of a boosters club or a chamber of commerce whichever name is pre berred is certainly a step forward in the betterment of local condi eions and should definitely arouse the enthusiasm of all the towns people As the local newspapers have announced there will be an important meeting at the tooele thoele high school auditorium next tues day evening for all the citizens in the county who are interested m the future of tooele thoele at this time officers of the anticipated club will be elected and a program will be set up foremost on the agenda will be to further the proposed plans of building a highway thru tooele thoele as a direct route to the coast this project alone would bo arx the making of tooele thoele and would provide a new source of revenue for the county such plans are the primary reasons for having a chamber of conn commerce nerce and it might be well for the city fathers who are comet sometimes I 1 me S a I 1 little I 1 tt I 1 e old fashioned in the r ways of think ing to get in harmony with the taxpayers who want to develop something new in tooele thoele for un less something is done we will a waken one day to find all of too elf elp courte s resources dead and a ghost will be hovering over what was once the fair city of tooele thoele I 1 thanksgiving is becoming a presidential football roosevelt kicked it all over the calendar and now truman reserves it for a chicken chickens s labor day dav the police buzzer located on the southeast corner of main and vine streets is very confusing it sounds like a traffic signal and many mot orests become curious as to cheth er or not they are in violation of safety regulations wouldn t a rad io 10 system be more efficient 9 in the last issue of the chronicle I 1 read where mrs blake probert had visited ibapah I 1 even know my cousin blake was mar ned ried so you see the chronicle serves its purpose even in family affairs sickness forced me to miss an address at a luncheon in salt lake city by john ben shepherd na dional junior chamber of corn merce president wherein he stated that the communists have declared war on us he ile advocated a get tough stay tough policy and pointed out that it would be feces sary for us to fight communists with their own dirty methods the jaycee president and frank fister executive national vice president and arid former utahn arrived in salt lake city on the stop of their nation wide fifth freedom flight wally says while you re planning your deer hunting trip plan on safety first |