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Show "SiLVCRTGE" A?!D SEHSELETS. Gvia 011 a II Ijli Itviulttr :intl Tries to Talk 4 rojitic. Df.'aufst Editoii: I see you invite correspondence on the heading topics of the day free. I'm not accustomed to refusing refus-ing anything gratis, so 1'il condescend conde-scend to utilize a few columns of your valuable space. Politics loveliest of wo'mcn. That's my subject. I like it pol'-tics pol'-tics 'cause it's not so beastly tame as wood ticks, clock ticks or ticks on a mease! v store. Polities is a powerful nuptial km-t that breaks up loving families and binds once firm friends apart. It has a godly influence on I lie Hayed opponent hascn't it? and makes the ambitious street arguor lay awake nights to concoct and I paint tarill' pictures with Satan. I'm a Democrat from the domes fop of my benevolent pate to the hang-nail tip of my corn-afl!ioled great toe and 'cause my grand ma was. My friend is a "Republican 'cause he is. Tun BrcLF.it is an independent 'cause 'cause well. don't know unless it is because it has always been rather too independent inde-pendent and takes that stand like a fish takes'to water. All women should be politicians. Wbv? 'Cause thev all nearly all have such long, never-h't-up tongues. ton-gues. The mid-day dream of my life has been t see the mueli-talked-uf. hocus pocus -woman stumper proudly pesed, in mid ,-frcet. on the fumey end of an inverted in-verted beer keg with her shapely form bending slightly f-nvard. In-r left hand resting easily on her h ft hip. her right hand raised high in a statesman-like manner, her w hole attitule breathing boosted masculinity mascu-linity as sin,- squeaks in a shrill ! voice' ti her curiously attentive . rag-tag and bob-nil constituents.: ; "Gimme the Shcriii-hip!" Sii.K!:Toi-:. i "P. S. Dear Smnv: I've had a j of a Fourth and feel tough as bl.izt s. i Doeior this up a little so none of ' the hoys, ami particularly I he girl-. ' will -eateh on.'" If I'm too" per-j per-j sonal, cut some 'f th'.ne paragraphs or sonic thoughtless fotd may take 1 o (le use and try the lihel gag. I'll 1 write you again if 1 get nu.r my l-'ounii .-Ii. 1 f el rocky. j Sluice liobtv cn-i a' t'o-tn. |