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Show Hub Spokes From Myrle S., pn s dent of l., joke-oi-the-weck club: A lutie banpeie mosquito, afic a iiird uay of biting, said to him-t.. him-t.. "Jiau, l"m tired of vanilla.' So he toured the country. ... .luaaia he zoomed down at a negro and exclaimed. "Uru ioy, cuojoiatel" in Arizona he zoomed down at an ind.an and excia.med "urn, uoy, rasoerry!" in Caiuorn.a he zoomed down on a chinaman and cxciaimec "Um boy, lemon!" ! .back in banpeie lie zoomed; down and bit a columnist. "Bah," snarled the mosquito, I "sour grapes!" j Seed Elliot says lhat if after the season opens, as many declare decl-are shot as will be killed over his counter until then, mere won l Le any deer lei t. Why, he asks are' hunters so different from fishermen? fisher-men? You never hear a deer nunier icit aaoui the one mat yo. i. a;. Folks meet Christie Olson, Al-..on Al-..on Cimsue may be a . .ant,er to most of you folks in ..i,. i icusaiu, she is oy no means - a:i0r to ba.fpet.i. She has lived in Moroni lor se. cvai yeai.-, .... :.. college days in Salt Lake City at the U. of U. and aught the third grade in Fountain orecn ior three years. She is now . r mary supervisor in the North . an .ee Oioil'.ci, which position i he frankly admits is a promotion. Christie deserves it, though as ..nc ica.iy uocs nke cniiuteu. , fa ho lavishes orange juice for .icak.asi; lier hoooy is dabbling n oiis; and her lavor.tc rnovte nctor, alter all is none of my busi- ICSb'. Christie is single, good-looking, '..ways nca.ly dressed, very soci-.le soci-.le and Urr.b.y a.ra.d Oi men. and like all eligible young ladies, . h- can be reached oy telephone. The number is in the phone book. If you scratch an itch, what do you do to a tickle? Inventor: "Perserverance is a valuable trait. Forty years ago I shut myself out from the world and began to work on an invention, inven-tion, and today I perfected it." Listener: "And what have you invented?" Inventor: "A collapsible, non-b non-b l e a k a b 1 e, weather-resistant buggy whip." TREBLE REPARD |