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Show They're Moving Hell. We arc indebted to tho t'rogress ileviow for the following. Two young Irish immigrants, l'at nnd Miko Maloney nrrlvod green and fresh from tho Emornld Isle. l'at and Mike were much astonished at tho sights of thoeity, aud when niplit came they sought lodgings in u downtown down-town hotel. The noise was too much for l'at, and he couldn't sleep. So he got up and sat by tho window. Just then n tiro engine, with shrieking whistle and spouting Ua mo and smoke rattled noisily past. Fat looked at It in astonishment. He had tievcr seen anything any-thing like it before. In alarm ho called out Mike, Mlko snored peacefully. In a few minutes another engine clattered I into view, more sparks and smoke poured pour-ed from tho stock. This was too much for Fat. "Mike, Mike," he shouted, "get up) nulokl" , |