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Show HY DUNNLETS. H A New MakeUp. H "Tell me, how do you like the 'Brakeman's H 7 $1.60? Straws show which way the wind M blows, and I had to get me one 'cause I give my jH Panama to diet." H "Do you mean the hat?" H "Course I mean the bonnet; and I'd like to say M right here that 'The Brakeman' $1.60 is destined M to be the winner for 1903. Then look at this jB Wetzel. Wouldn't think this drapery is sent over M the rattlers every week to Noo York to be pressed why " B "What do you do every other week?" B "Stay in bed but at that I'd ruther have one B good suit than oight or ten of the sweat shops. M Why, the minute a lady with furnished-room eyes M casts 'em on a sweatshop it's all off. She to the B highest branches, and you can't get her back B with a fish net. But me with the Wotzel on the B square, when I got it Chet moved from the rose- B bower, tor mortification thumps eternal in the B well-dressed chest, and John well, it's good I ain't long and willery, er but you know John. H "I have the black gloves comin' up for sum- H mer kiddin', and some swell pink turnovers 10 H wear when I a-golfing go. H "There's no use talking clothes make an effl- H cient passenger agent, the, want of them a lob- H ster and Hyrum is for swimmin' in the Green)- H way class. It's awful expensive to wear such live H ones, though, in a small town, 'cause I have to H ride in a closed hack to keep from bein' stole. H "On the square, I think if I showed right along in public in this makeup, it 'ud be me, and not as M my friend Tom says, Rosenveldt who would be M choosen' to secede hisself.' " M |