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Show Tom and Grandpa. From his toes up to his shins Tom stuck Grandpa full of pins; Although Tom the fun enjoyed, Grandpa was quite annoyed. Jeannette's Pranks. One night Jeannette, a roguish little lass, Sneaked in the guest-room and turned on the gas; When morning dawned the guest was dead in bed, But "children will be children," mamma said. Johnny's Fun. Johnny climbed up on the bed And hammered nails in mamma's head. Though the child was much elated, Mamma felt quite irritated. Baby's Looks. Bobby with the nursery shears Cut off both the baby's ears; At the baby, so unsightly, Mamma raised her eyebrows slightly .-Merry .-Merry Moses. Merry, funny little Moses Burnt off both his brothers' noses; And it made them look so queer Mamma said: Why, Moses, dear!" Saturday Evening Post. |