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Show I 2 THE SALT LAKE TIMES, . SATURDAY EVKMNG, APKIL, 12, .1890 . - - ' , ; - BUSINESS DIRECTORY. j. a. Jacobs & to., Real Estate Dealers. 147 Proirreas . Building, for sale residence property in aU part of the city, also choice bargains in business and farm property, ' H. C. LETT & SOS, In Herd KstaK City and Country, No. Denier Main Street, opposite tlie Walker Nouae, Bait Luke City. " THE MIDLAM) INVESTMENT CO. Bargains in Hal Estate, Louns and Insurance. Main Street. B. 0. BURTON, JR. t. A. tlBOICMWOK. W.B.ANDBEW BURTOX, GROESBECK k CO. Estate,' N- - 260 Main Street. Salt Lake Real Utah. Notary in office. Telephone R. M. JOHNSON & CO., Estato. Loans, Mine", Irrigation and Manufacturing Si West First Booth Street Jl AVI LAM) & DEJiBY, Engineers and Surveyors. Additions laid Civil nnd platted. Hooms, 01 and tJ15 Pro-gress Building; P. O. Box 827, Bait Lake City, Utah. . kTTi. biele, FRENCH HAIR DRESSER, And Manufacturer ot STYLISH IJAIR GGODS, Room 10, Scott-Auerbac- h Building, Salt Lake City, Utah.. Take the Elevator. Mors GauDOt Afford to Miss CaJling at . tie Fair Because they will find there an immense stock to chose from in Fancy Novelties JJJ" 3. P; Chatelaines, Stationery, Wooden-ware- , Tinware, Crockery and Glassware. AH Brushes and BS: etc,, etc., and at PRICES THAT BEAT ANY IN THE WEST DO.,T F0RGEF THE PLACE FIRST DOOR WEST OF THE CLOCK. We will Surely Save you Money, 13 West 1st South. WHITE & IL3IEB, Architects and'Superintendents. Rooms 410, 411 Progress Block, Salt Lake City. ADVERTISE. For spaces on the fence enclosing the new East Sido Hotel apply to UTAH PAINT AND OIL COMPANY, 1st South St. East, opp. City Hall, LAKGAJi & CO., Morse -:- - Srjoers, Old Eagle Foundry, cor. 2d South and 1st West sts. Twenty-fiv- e years exper'ence in Colorado. Ths w plaoi in the city where horso shoe-ing is made a specialty. George R,Dunn &C CONTRACTORS for STEAM HEATING APPARATUS in the Folk Systems: Either in HIGH or LOW Pressure, or Indirect, Spt cial Attention Given to Job Work, Including Plumbing and Gas Fi; 203 West Temple Street, South. One Ooor South Old Eagle Fountii), Salt Lake City, - Utah Terrifa SALT LAKE CITY LOCAL UNION 489 or THE United Brotherhcbd Carpenters & Joiners OF AMERICA. EVERY WEDNESDAY EVENING MEETS in the Temple of Honor Hall at 7:30 p.m. Delegate's office at 61 Third South St., East. Office hours: 7 to S a. m. ; 6 to 6 p.m. J. M. Connbhs, Sec'y. A. D. Cowles, Pres. IvdHClS. MAEZETTI, ART EMPORIUM. 7 W. First South St., SAtT LAKE CITV. Stamping, Designing acd Embroidery. Instructions given in all the Arts. . JAMESFENVICK Tactical Fivim'ber, STEAM AND GAS FITTER, 61 E. Third South St., SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. D. B. STASWOOD, Real Estate and Investment Broker, The handling of Real Estate for non-residents a specialty. N. E. Or. Main and Third Sta, basement of St Elmo Hotel. Salt Lake City. 0. VAN BUSK1RK. OFFICE OF T. C, STEEi THE Van Buskirk Investment Compa GENERAL REAL ESTATE BUSINESS TRANSACTED, SPECIAL ATTENTION IS FORMING OF SYNDICATES. AGENTS FOR EASTERN CAPITAL, We do. not handle SNAPS, but GOOD BARGAINS EXPERIENCED OPE1JATOSS and Members of the Real Estate to 179 MAIN STREET, corner Second South. COxlGTi feet business property for $225 per foot; cheap; house, bath, 1(55x3:K) feet on 4th WeBt, $15,000. 08 acres three and a halt miles from postollice, cheap. IfCtXK) will buy 6x7 rods 9th East and 4th South sts. UCWOO will buy 81x140 8th WeBt and 3d South sts. tJxlO rods on 4th South, $325 per foot. 8x11 rods on 1st West and Fir, bin 28, pi E, $5500. $1000 for 4x12 rods, brick house five rooms. 118,000 for 10x13 rods on 7th So und 2d Bast streets. $5300 for 31 a'xlO rods on 0th So bet 2d and 3d West. $1650 for 25x110 foet. four-roome-d house. Thoh. tluEHT & Co. J. F. JACK, Real Estate, 23S Soutk Main. Salt Lake Cm. McCORNICK & CO,, . SALT LAKE, UTAH Careful attention given to the Bale of Ores and Bullion. We solicit consignments guar-anteeing highest market price, COLLECTIONS MADEAT LOWEST RATES ACTIVE ACCENTS SOLICITED. CORRESPONDENTS: New York-Im- p. and Trad. Nat. Bank, Chemical Kat. Hank, Kcnntse Hro'. Bank. San Franolsoo Kirst h&U Bank, Crocker. Woodworth Nat. Bank. Omaha Omaha Nat. Bank. St. Louie State Bank ol St, Lonis. Kansas City Nat. Bank ot Kansas City. Denver Denver Nat. Bank, City Nat. Bank London, England Messrs. Martin & Co., St Lombard Street. ALFRED DUNSHEE, Real Estate Loans, Investments, 161 Maine St Hear of Jones' Bank. SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH. J. 0. McAllister. D, H. MoAllisteu. 'McAllister bkos., Real Estate and Lands 265 S.Maine Street, Under Abstract Office, SALT I.ALE CITV S.F. SPENCER & CO.. Ileal Estate, Loans, Investments 267J S. Main St., Salt Loke City. Complete List of City and Acreage Property. HARTENSTEIN & SHEETS, Fashionable Barbers, (In Auer i, Murphy's New Building.) HAIR CUTTING, SHAMPOOING, ETC., No. 16 E. 1st South St Salt Lake City. I. Waiters, Broker, 31 E. Pirst South St., East of Deseret National Brfuk, Salt Lake City. Makes Loans on Watches, Diamonds and Jewel, ry. Ilenta Collected. Kailroad Tickets Bought and Sold. Business confidential. .Established 186s. All Unredeemed Pledges Sold at very low rate . We are making our custom shirt de-partment one of the leading features of our business. Gentlomen wishing a per-fect fitting shirt and guaranteed, should loave their order at Baht-Marhha- Meis. Co., 112 Main street. For the bent meats in the city, go to W. E. D. Barnett's, at 50 East Third South street and you will find them. We invite vour attention and inspec-tion of our elegant lines of underwear. v Mkk. Co. 112 Main st. ('all and eee my new line of Spring Suiting Worsted T'antaloonings, etc. W. A. Taylor, 15 E. 2d South St. If You IVaut A good emoke, go to the Casino cigar store, 238 Main street, north ot Walker House. Trees for Additions a Specialty, Call at nursery vard on corner of West Temple anil Third South. Full lino of fruit and ornamental trees, shrubs, vines, roses, etc. F. ADERBACH k SI Conference and other Visitors ti our Growing Ciiy are wi inYited to Profit by OUR. SPECIAL" SAU Silks, Satins, Brocades, Velvets, ETC., Of latest designs and colorings, ranging from 65c. to $10 per yard; 1 Brocades at 85c. per yard, cheap at $1.25; one lot each of Newest 6 nation Dress Patterns at $6, $7.50 and $10, worth 50 per cent. more. Balance of our $25 and $30 patterns, only a few Colorings It! $11.75 and $12.15 each. 1 Lot of Fancy Sateen Dress Patterns, full width, 12 yds., for $2.25, wortl! 1 " 13 yds. Brown Serge Patterns, only 85c. 1 " French all-wo- Serges at 40c, sold everywhere for 55c. per yari 1 ' Outing Cloths in Blue and Brown.only at 10c. a yd.regular pric: 1 Lot each of Check and Dress Ginghams, 10 yds. for 85c, warranted taste OUR i SHOE DEPARTMENT IS CLEARING OUT THE FOLLOWING LOTS ON ACCOUM OF OVERSTOCK. 800 Pairs Ladies' cloth top, kid foxed Lace Shoes; sizes 2i to 5; at $1. 250 " " Calf foxed Button Shoes; sizes 4 to (J; at $1.25. 200 " Misses' high cut pebble goat Lace Shoes; sizes 11 to 1; at $1.25- I75 '' " " cloth top, kid-foxe- d Button Shoes; 11 to 24; at1- - 150 " Boys' heavy Lace Shoes; sizes 11 to 2i; at $1.10. ' 200 " Clnlds" pebble-grai- n Button Shoes; 5 to 8; at 50c. 200 " " bright Dongola " " spring heels: 5 to 8; at- 200 " " pebble-grai- n " " 8tolOJ;- 150 " Men's Veal Call, whole vamp Lace Shoes; $1.75. Assorted Lots of Infants' Shoes at 40c. and 75c. All of above Shoes are Warranted Well-mad- e aud Serviceable! 1 1 CLOAKS AND WRAPS. Ladies' Jackets at $3, $3, $4.50, $5 and upwards " Beaded Wraps at $2.50, $4, $5.50 and upwards. black Cashmere Wraps, $3.35, worth $6.50. , iammiblM;liessle'es'fl CWornanpesm, $a3r.a2s5, i$n4.50, $7.00, $12.50 and upwards, greatest variety of material at w suit everybody. Our Youths', Boys' and Chlldrens' Departs OFFERS UNUSUAL ATTRACTIONS 11! I ri'KNITUKE. For -- Wall Paper, Carpets, Refrigerators, Baby Carriages, Curtains, and Furniture of till qualities aud descrip-tions. Go to P. W. MADSEN, Wholesale and retail dealer, 51 and 58 East First South street, ono-hal- f block east of Deseret National Bauk. THE SALT LAKE ABSTRACT, TITLE, GUARANTY AND TRUST -:- - COMPANY, (Formerly Harvey, Keff & Co.) 265 S. Main Street. CAPITAL $100,000.00. Incorporated under the laws of Utah Territory. Males Correctliracts of Title, Stow all Errors. Titles to Eeal Estate and Mort-gages Thoroughly Examined and Insured. INSURES against loss by Mechanics Liem and decedent a debts. Rents boxes (latest improred Diebold) in its -f vault, and does an escrow business, Aots as Executor, Administrator, (loardian, Assignee, Itoceiver, eto., eto., and executes trust of every kind. Holding Trust Funds separate from all Other Assets of tie company, And retaining as oonnsel tha Attorney through who? 1 the business comes. Co.lects interests on income and transaots all other business authorised by its charter. Bilis receipted for and safely kept without charge. JOREPHH. SMITH, President WILUAMJ.HMtVE010-- ' JOHNWNEFFtBdilan,lger' Secretary and Abstract Officer. W. A. Taylor, Merchant Tailor, NEW SPRING STYLES JUST ARRIVED. 43 and 45 E. Second South Street, Sai.t Lake City. J. C. MURPHY & CO., Rubber Stamps and Notarial Seals. Agents for the Abbott Check Perforator Salt Lake City. M. E. McEJfASV, Attorney-at-Law- , Progress Building (Fourth Floor). Q w.powEita, Attorney-at-La- Opposite Cullen Hotel, Second South Street, J B. CBITGIZLOW. Attorney-at-Law- , Booms 27 and 28, Building. DBS. FREEMAN 4 BURROWS. Spectacle Accurately Fitted. Eye, Ear, Nose, Throat. Rooms 17 and 18, Building. YADON HEATH, Real Estate aud Loan Agents. No. 150 Main Street. leferenoe: - McCornlck & Co., Bankers Correspondence Solicited. J. "W. WHITECAR, Designer and Engraver on Wood, Our stock is complete in the line of gentlemen's silk and linen handker-chiefs. We invite your inspection. Bast-Marsha- Mer. Co. 142 Main st. New spring styles in Miller nnd Christy hats. Bast-Marsha- ll Mer. Co. 142 Main st, Washington Market. 815 South Main street. Dealers in all kiuds of fresh and smoked meats, Utah and Kausas fed beef. Ward & Co. proprietors. - . 121 S. Main St., Salt Lake City, THE OCCIDENTAL. Pure Goods Only and of The Best Quality. STUDIOUS ATTENTION. AUER & MURPHY, Proprietors. No.18 East First South St., - - Salt LakaCity S. L. COLORADO AGENOT LOUISIANA ESTATE LOT TEBT 00MPAHT. Tickets sold and information furnished. Tel-egraphic reports received the same day of draw. mmeg. anUdrhfcairaml lsislttsooafUawllIpuroliase tickets of drawings fumishsd on application and mailed to all out of town pur chasers. I will cash prises that may be drawn bj tickets sold bv roe, in foil without fisoooat. Orders by mail given prompt attention. . FRANK L. M. SMITH, Agent. .Cto. Turf Eiehange. Sonth Pueblo Of tireat VTM. The real estate agents' directory, to be printed on cardboard, nnd hung in the ofiices and public places of the city. Choice butter, eggs and vegetables always on hand at the Washington market. Ward & Co. proprietors. !113 South Main. ' Brown Helm XIja.XTO CX.TJJ3. No. 20 Commercial St. Salt Lake City. Showing How to Purchase a FINE - UPRIGHT PIANO At the Wholesale Price, On a Tay meat of $2.00 PEE WEEK WITHOUT IN T. last Piano Dram Was $500 Instrament. FBICES LOTXTEB tiian CVS 1 Lot each of Boys' Knee Pants, 15c.. 25c, 35c, 50c, 6.1c, 85c aud upward?? SoOandnpwardO." ' " at 65c' W " 1 SfZ&'g ' 'ki-s- ' 65c-i- s'lzes U to 6 years. 1 tf web Flannel Suits, S2.50, S3; $3.50 and 84.50. " f Phil!?!6? 3. $4, $4.50 and 1 " " t,,SeBlo,,lsc,s hiest novelties, $1.50. cheap at $3. 1 ..,.h' of 6n,7j.cr-co-c kundried Shirts, 75c, $1 and $1.25. ( Gowns, 50c, 75c. $1. ,V Tics ?nd Satin Scarfs at 20c, 25c, 35c, 45c, 50c. a 1 ' iHrt.W-- aud M per down. 1 " of xtm wr Table Covors at Mp- - and 7iic- - cach-- 1 Table Covers, $1.75, worth $2.50. . of M'lll ., J,n(1 siit he, only 15c. each. 1 " - it. ?r,R,h Kuc''.1 ior 25c. and 40c. , 1 " xl iti!!!?.' y doable hemstitched Handkerchiefs at ollars, 2.jC. and 50c. All of the above Goods offered are New, Stvlish and Serried WE WARRANT EVERY ARTICLE AS REPRESENTED Cne Eries to All I iTo txovtfole to Show Goods! ! F. AUER BACH & BR( We are 6olo agents for Millard and Christy Hats. Uast-Maksha- ll Mm. Co., 112 Main street. - Fresh veal, mutton and pork you can get at the Washington market! Ward Sc Co. proprietors. 813 South Maiu. Dr. J. S. Blackburn & Co,, HERNIA SPECIALISTS Eupture Permanently Cured without Surgical Operation. ROOMS 92 AND 93 WASATCH BLDC, SALT LA1CK, UTAH. P. O. Box 6l; Takk Elkvator MADAM H. C. HAYNES, tFoKMtni.v or DENVER, COLO.) HAS OPENED OUT A NEW AND COM I.ailes W 8"?'k f Ginnery, Fancy and t;ods at No. tot E. Fiiwt SCnSJ the Public Bhlr" inV',eS ,hf Mra-- . t A ' f f BW.u.iij.'nanswnaninRBgniwainiK People of tie West Have Their Eyes On Salt H.a3s Cit3T. THE J. DEWING CO., ' " -:- OF:- San Francisco and New' York, Has Opened uj a 11AXO BUS-INESS in Salt Lake City With J. J. IfEFFERNAN : An Mariaeere, : The Factory is Located at Nos. 12 to 16 Golden Gato Avenue, San Francisco, Cal. The Salt Lake Branch is Located at o. 20 Commercial Street. SALT LAKE. The people of this city, and Indeed of the, c count xenernHy Interested lu securing good piano at a minimum cost, will be glud to imow that another new di m has started in Salt Luke Olty, with the certainty of enlisting their support and approbation. The Dewing Mtok., n publishers, recognizing the ad. van-tages of Salt Lake City, when Intelligently di-rected, for the manufacture of plunos. and that the people will soon leara to appreciate the fact. Tho materials for all the weighty portions of these pianos are native products ol the Paclllc coast, and their use here is a saving of a large coat in manufacture, which roust naturally oc- - cur to the purchaser. Tho J. Dewing Company of San Kranclsco, Cat, have tor the past live years manufactured and Improved the finest pianos on this coast. At the head of the piano department Is Prof. A. J. Dewing, a gentleman who for a quarter or a century has been practically engaged in studying the In-struments of the great makers of the world. Tho fruit of these years of latior is now to be seen In a large line ot upright pianos. The works of tho company are at Nos. 13 to 16 Ooldcn Uato, ave of B. P., Cal., where many in-teresting hours may be spent In pivsNlng from one department to the othor, watching the gra-dual procesK of niauufacturc, and tracing the growth of the Instrument from the rough ma-terials to the perfection of finished work, as Iron frames havo been almost entirely d In piano manufacture, the tlrm has pur-chased a largn sUwk of very dry, well seasoned wood, none of which has stood In the lumber racks for a less jx'rlod of time than five yea s, tho frames are built, up lu the strongest man-ner, the wood being crossed In opposite direc-tions, to prevent or to balance the effects of expansion and shrinkage produced by changes in temperature. Another advantage of build-ing up the frames in this way Is the hold which 11. gives the tuning pins which carry the strings and finally the dryness und soundness of the timber ot tho frames Insures the resonant qualities of the piano. All the instruments are trl chords, and are overRtrnng, the way iu which tho strings ure crossed in these pianos Is doservlug of special notice; the frames aro so shaped that the wires present a perfectly even front, to the hammers, und all the effects of a niagnltlcont sweep of a string oa a highly resonant soundboard aro attained, the action of the hammers Is uow a much more complicated one than 1n the old days of the C.'larlrbord, and It may bo safely asserted the Dewing pianos possesses Iu tho action of the hammers the very perfection of mechanical science, touch-ing the notes of the Instrument and watching the advance and recoil of the hammers from the strings discloses the fact that the respec-tive motions of any and all of them are lu per-fect harmony. The blow Is struck simultane-ously by tho hammer when the Ivories are de-pressed, ut the same Instant, The motion ol the pedals Is gradual, permitting of every gra-dation, of sound from pianissimo to fortls simo and combining In the loud pedal all the advantage, ot the third sustaining pedal and rendering It, superfluous. The metal portions of the Interior are carefully nlckclled ami every precaution is taken to render wood und iron proof against tho dele-terious effects of dampness and climate. The case usually adopted for this instrument la handsome and varied In wood ami style, tho most popular of cabinet materials, rosewood, ts generally chosen, and the fretwork, mould-ing and carving are in excellent style. The pillasters are of solid rosewood, shaped v 1th much care In bold and graceful corners. The lid is so formed that wheu open the music rests conveniently upon It. The test of a piano to a player is its tone. These instruments will stand the tost. The upper register of a poor piano is always thin and tinkling; the lower as often hard and wooden in sound, whilst almost any piano can be relied upon to be fairly pleasing In the middle register. In the Dewing Brothers piano the entire range of seven and one-thir- octaves is of uniform excellence, the high treble notes are o pearly roundness, and the bass notes rich and sonorous. Tho volume and brilliancy of kino are remarkable, and the Instrument Is one on which many an able musician may be and has been proud to play. The who is anxious to buy a piano often feels considerable dlradouce and self mistrust; it is, however, tho least that can be said, that the veriest irmoceut on the sub-ject of music may safely invest his money in thlsjpiano, aud feel sure that he gets a relia-ble and really superb instrument. The J. Dewing company is well known In San Francisco and New York as the largest pub. house west of the Kookles, and in offering to the public their pianos tlioy do so under the peculiar advantages of a large and tried patronage in their business. The prices of the Dewing brothers pianos are such as will recommend them to many especially as there ore no expenses attached to tha display ol the pianos. Messrs. Brown & Heffemau. managers of Salt Lake City, both being enterprising men of your cty, do bore extend an invitation to all wishing to purchase pluuos or organs, to visit the wartsrooiu aud see these grand instrumcuts before purchasing elsewhere. Every piano warranted by the manufacturer. B. &H. ADVICE TOESMERELDA. The Times' Society Editor GItcs a Young Lady Some (iood Fo'ntcrs on Matrimony. HOW TO CHOOSE A HUSBAND. The Merits of Her Four Lovers are Dis-cussed by a Man of Much Experience. Iu last Saturday's issue, the society department of The Times had the pleasure of let ting a flood of light dif-fus- o its prismatic rays upon the gray matter in the cerebellum of a sweet young boarding school pupil, who re-joices iu the saccharine sobriquet of Es-meralda, in regard to the popular styles in feminiuo wearing apparel during the present robin nesting time. So pleased was alio with the coherent explanation vouchsafed, that she has written again, this time on a subject of importance for more grave. Says she: Dr.AB Mil. Tinks Mas I think your article on fashion was just splendid, audi want to thank you over so much for the trouble you save been put to on account of poor little me. But I am going to ask your advice again, and I ivaut you to tell me just wbat to do. Now thore's a dear, good, sweet man. I contem-platenow don't laugh I contemplate getting married just as soon as I graduate in June, and I am In a worry. You see I have four fel-lows. One Is an actor, audi Ilka blm pretty well. The other is a dry goods salesman, and bo Is just too sweet for anything. Another Is a rich young fellow who don't have to work, und the last Is a count, a real, live English count. I really don't know what to do, Please Mil me In Saturday's paper. Yours perplexedly, ESMKKELDA. . Dear Esmerelda, you shall be "told." Now, iu the lirst place, you assort that you will embark on tho voyage do matrimony, shortly, uftr your receipt of your diploma nud tho medal for vour essay on pleasant at dinuer time. By the rules of court elkiieU she. asks but ouj question to each guest, and in all proab-bililyh-sole remark to 'you would consist of ' 'Ow do you like Henglaueh" to which you would bo expected to re-ply "Very well, your unctions and ven-erable majesty." Because, Esmy, if you should start off and say, "Oh, its charming.aml 1 am evah so much pleased don't ye know," the butler would prob-ably spill a whole lot of hot Apoliuaris down the back of your swan-lik- e neck. And after you had committed this grave error tho 'official Gazette of English so-cial events would probably say that your name got iu among the guests at the feed by an error of the composi-tor, whereas it should have appeared in an item regarding the establish-ment of a new milliuery house on Kensington road. And your husband, the count, would then have to light every man at tho club, and ho would get the everlasting nose punched off him and como home and vent his spleen on you, tho innocent cause of all the trouble. No, Esmj', what you want is a young man about five feet ten, with a g face, broad-shouldere- and strong, whom you can look up to with a sense of knowing that in him you have a protector. And when you havo a husband like that you will be happy. At night when ho comes homo from his place of business you can put your arms around his neck and kiss him, and then take him into tho cozy dining room where you have prepared him a nice supper. And when the dishes arc washed and you have put the baby to bed with his little nursing bottle filled with milk ho will take you in his lap and put his big strong arm around you and you will bo tho happiest little woman in the world. And when life draws near to a close and you are lin-gering on tho threshold of tho portal of eternity, fko thought of meeting him again will do much toward making the parting with life easer. Take my ad-vice, Esmy. You will never regret it. C. M. Jackson. Greece, nucient Greece." To bo candid, Esuierolda, aren't you crowd-iut- r tho mourners just a little? Why not wait awhile? For two years you have crammed yourself with algebraic roots and Latin formulas, which aro in themselves irksome enough, and now you propose to begin tho duties of nut-turo- r lifo without having had any fun whatever. Linger a year or ho in single blessedness and then plunge, if you fed like it. That's our advice, Esnierchla, but of rourse you will do as you sec lit. But f you should persist iu marrying at your tender age and really want sumo good advice list to tho few succeeding paragraphs, anil ponder deeply before you contract for and pay tlio lirst on your trosscau. Judging from the occupation of tho young men who are willing to tsharo their fortunes with you, aud look after tho property which your pupa will probably provide you iu his last will and testament, your stern parent Is a man of some means. But this ought to cut no figure Many a poor man has married a weal lliy woman out of pure unalloyed love. But as to the actor. Is he a real live actor, who can command a salary suf-ficient to support a pair of healthy human beings with a margin left over for tho possible increase, and does he refrain from striking attitudes in your presence and iu tho presenco of other people? Does ho get through bis work at tho theatre and retire to Ids Virtuous couch, or does he work the box oflice on tho ground of being one of tho "pcrfcsli," and after the show bang np tho nearest gin mill for a drink? Has he tho haliit of saying "Out damned spot!" or "Where is tho beauteous majesty of Denmark?" Or does ho iustead act just like any other man? If tho latter bo tho case, consider before you dismiss him. But remember, Esmcrclda.that though he possess all tho desired qualifications that it is no fuu to bo an actor's wife aud stay awako nights and ride from one town to another and eat hotel grub. As to this sweet young dry-good- s clerk, drop him. Drop him liko you would a hot. Murphy, lie may be nico and havo his clothes scouted with Jockey club or Mario Stuart, while his mustacho has beeu carefully waxed, but remember Esmy, for I shall call you that for short, that no two human beings can livo, pay house rent aud keep a Chinese lauudryinan on $(J per week. It can't bo done, Esmy.and there is no need of making the exper-iment.. I am free to admit, Esmy, that you probably would not be compelled to do this, but your pa might fail in business and then you would be in a bad box. Regarding the rich young man who doesn't know how to work: let him alone also. ' You do not want a hus-band of that kind at all. What you jiced most is a youth who not only has to work, but kuows how. Get a hust-ler, Esmy, and you will have more side meat ami saur kraut iu tho cellar than a great many of your ueighbors. Tho count, Esmy, merits'particular at-tention. If he loves you for your own sweet self it might do to marry him. But with counts there is no way of de-termining until after the Rubicon has been crossed, and theu the divorce court is the only haven of refuge you can seek. Liko Sam Wcller's "widder," JCsmy, beware of him. He may try to allure you with a promise of presenting you ut court, but all you would see would bo a withered old woman and a lot of faded old maids of honor with skiuuy arms and u tribe of oleaginous aud aged vegetables with swords anil swallow tailed coats. You could have more fuu at a country dance than you could at court. As regards dinners with the queen, with promises of which he will try to allure you, they are very stale affairs. The soup is very plain houlliou, and the plum duff medi-ocre to say the least. Her royal jags is not a very good conversationist it her, and she lias a very ivjirclicn ill habit of snubbing Indies who ' try make tiling New Styles in Milliucrr May beseen ut Mrs. H. Christy's, No. 31 West First street. New novelties and desigus of spring fashions daily received To Hotel Guests aud Tourists Wishing to make investments in Salt Lake property will do well to see llamm & Scott, real estate and llnanoial agents, basement Walker noute, before buying. - Easier tilrts. Maktin Schmidt. The Tailor." still continues in ;ivk the most fashionable suits in America. He also ;ivk entire, satisfaction to his patrons. Ca and sec his new ly decorated parlors iu ihc Progress building |