Show I I I I I i I Personal Brevities v Jim Hendricks has a a. corn on his toe which is giving him more trouble at present than hi his money so Jim says Jim went to trim the corn with a old razor day dar and cut too deep and now he C cant can't wear a shoe hoe on his corn cornfoot foot That's the trouble with Jim when he gets a com corn com he cant can't let it alone I If Jim pester his corn corn with a 1 razor it wouldn't be be so bad I Gid Smalle Smalley done a cute cutt thing da day to break his colt calt This colt that Gid h has been to break t is orner ornery and runs off with in inthe inthe inthe the way of a he can hitch it t tto to so Gid he up and hitched the colt to the Bingville road roller which weighs tons tOilS and said The colt til tU it nearly newly busted ri 1 itself but it drag the read roller a inch and after a s spell sf cell in d disgust Now Girl Gin says s 's he cant can't git gut the colt t to pull a sulk sulky even Abe Withe ith raw wishes us to announce to the n general that his iris do doS dog g I Fido ludo give he b birth rth to to a litter Jiter of oC six pups J f fI f day oay which h ha will witt sell as 35 long I 1 Ia I a as they last to cnn enny person c son d desiring pups at the rate of 25 23 cr cs CI s P Pallus per cr pup e We eI I allus li had bed d a idee th that t Fi Fido was as a 1 penile penile- j man mm dog dOh but it we are re mi mistaken j I we C cant cirt a a s s u be right riH about about I Ie everything e rrth thing ng Miss liss Emily Dewberry is js knitting herself herself her her- self a 1 pr of wool for winter Emily is is allus beforehand with her knitting rd and when cold wether comes come I she allus has a goo good supply of wool her whereas I 1 Isome to keep warm some of th the Bingville Bing girls fritters their t 1 time away and when winter comes conies the they haft to bu buy wool stockings I. I We Vc believe these is about all the local we are ue capable of th thinking of at this sitting If enny others occurs occurs oc oc- curs to to tous us we will witt put them into Personal Personal Per Pcr |