tie here below will get it That Christians should not let themselves be known particularly partic-ularly for what they want others to do. That it has been said dead men tell no tales, but there are times they leave records which talk. That sometimes one man can do lots of harm but unionism is the only thing1 that bring satisfactory sat-isfactory results to any fraternal frater-nal organization. Did It Ever Occur to You That instead of sending to Washington for mosquito . experts ex-perts the people of Salt Lake City should have got busy and put crude oil over the stagnant ponds on the west side of the city, instead of getting out now when the pests have taken charge of the city. The will be the means of keeping many Binghamites away from the city. That sometimes the will of the people is a won't. That if she wanted to be real mean the Kaiser's wife could t "throw up" to him a whole lot of nasty things he has done. That Colonel Jackling has gone as high as the Utah Copper Cop-per people can place him, it will only be necessary for him to have wings to attain much greater heights. mm That there are fish too big to lie about,' but we never caught one. That it looks like if summer will soon be here now that the sprinkler is on the street. That the base-ball season has not yet impregnated our systems, sys-tems, but Oh Boy believe me when she does start, how everybody every-body will go. That girls dress for men to look at and for other girls to talk about. That if you are looking for something new for your next party send for Big Indian's catalog. cat-alog. Regent St., Salt Lake City. That gray hairs may be said to be honorable but usually they are a mance to the working man. That one of the surest things. is. the man who, wants but lit- '