Show SOME CURIOS AND ODDITIES Chicago Chronicle The phrenologist standing on a soap 1 lox ox declared that a mans bumps bly revealed to him the mans profession Ill fool the charlatan said a joker forward on a crutch You sir said the phrenologist as with his hi large white bony hands he caressed caresse tilt jokers many man and remarkable bumps blimps you ou sir it is easy to see belong to that I great and constantly augmented class known as automobile victims I John Burns the labor member of or th I English Eglish cabinet was asked by an Amen Ameri I can an woman in the tho summer to contribute something to her autograph album Mr 11 Burns kept the album three da days dayt S and then returned It with the following original stanza b Born Bonn in trouble feared eared in strife v Agitator all alt my life Blessed with health my m only wealth My Iy ain am gude wife The he chambermaid of ot the Ocean Hous handel handed han to the head clerk a little packet wrapped In brown paper Another set of false teeth the man mana manak a ak kd d as he ho put the packet in the safe sate Yes sir sr That makes the second this week it i iThe The third sir I I IThe I The clerk turned to a guest I Its amazing sir lie be said how bow many man mano of o our male guests in quitting the tho hotel hot leeve their false Calse teeth behind them thorn In a l glass of water In the of o depar turcs at this season there are always alwa some half hall dozen sets left behind They are always mens You can tell false Calse teeth by their greater strength and solidity and by their greater breadth across the jaw Women omen fore nCe forget their thou false teeth even in fires or 1 shipwrecks As th the food trust millionaire drove through the city every eye was turned on him Ho He is evidently well known and well loved here one said Hes Ies well known all right said an in inhabitant Inhabitant inhabitant habitant Theres not a family in th ho town that got ot some kind of ot chronic stomach trouble from eating his hs coal tar tj 1 and acid and formaldehyde grub grubA A traveler during his summer in Europe Europ EuropI I made mude a list of a the different rent spellings of ff n the th word beefsteak that he found hi France Germany and Belgium The spell peli spellings ings ran from ck and to tobe be hafe I and I Ir r I give you this tills you understand as hush money mone the tile senator whispered And handing ban ing the druggist a t tu he took up the bottle of o soothing syrup and tiptoed out |