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Show HUMOROUS HAPPYLANDr: Strange Taste. Miss Eleanor Sears of Boston startled star-tled staid San Mateo by going on. a shopping tour on a bicycle clad In checkered trouserets. Washington Post. But why should a San Mateo bicycle wear checkered trouserets? Cleveland Cleve-land Plain Dealer. Why should Miss Eleanor Sears wear checkered trouserets? I A Woman's Humor. "Madam," began the man, respectfully, respect-fully, "I am very hungry. Could you give me a bit of something?" "I will call the dog," the woman replied. re-plied. "I am hungry enough to eat the j dog," the man said, "but I'd rather have something else." And womanlike, she went Inside and banged the door. Perplexity.. ,1 I "These political problems are tpr rible," said the man who worries about grammar. 1 "What's the trouble?" '. ; -"One friend of mine after another has opened campaign' headquarters What I want to know is whether 'head quarters' is a singular or a plural noun, and if it is singular what is;th Dlurai?" , . ;, I I :-' : |