Show WN 0 cabout relief for aliens ANTA MONICA CALIF CALI F if SANTA S an american were dependent on public charity in any continental country hed be out of luck and out of that country too as quickly as they could him out if in addition he openly attacked the government of that country he d still be out of luck because he d be in jail hundreds of thou sands of aliens are on orr relief here many of them slipped across the borders A through leaks in our immigration laws and brought their folks with them al so to be cared for at the taxpayers irvin s cobb expense some are avowed enemies of our form of government steps to oust such parasites are balked on the ground that to do so would work hardships on their fam farn alies you could say the same thing for bedbugs were we re starting to reg register rister these non residents but it s to be a vol unitary registration not compel sory any person in the audience besides madame perkins who be alieves the undesirables will come a running to list themselves and risk deportation thereby kindly raise the right hand champion champion loks crooks TRUST T RUST california to turn up with a world worlds s champion 0 of some thing they arrested a man on sus dicion of burglary and forgery and organizing a training school for ju u venile criminals and first one little thing and then another surely that would seem to be ca reer enough but this party had ad dit ional claims to recognition he admitted he had been sentenced to forty nine terms in various jails ails and penitentiaries which in itself would seem to constitute an inter national record and said that in forty three of these cases he had been paroled he t explain how the big hearted parole boards failed to turn him loose before he finished those remaining six sen fences it must be profound regret to the boys in alcatraz and other bide a wee homes conducted by the feder al government that owing to the cruel refusal of uncle sam to go into the paroling business on a wholesale basis none of them how ever ambitious has a chance to equal this splendid showing the honor remains where prop erly it belongs constituting a mag ent tribute to the beautiful mush headed theory that a state states s prison should be a clearing house and not a strong bot box bo t with a time lock on it nazi influence T VE been talking with a friend just i back from germany in old days 1 I liked germany as a land flowing with and good beer and a superior line of liverwurst I 1 won der whether I 1 d like it so well now because this fellow says every minute everybody must give the nazi salute and say I 1 heil hell hitler I 1 it if a citizen wants his eggs fried he says first to the aulter I 1 heil hell hitler if he wants em turned over he says it twice once for each egg there s a swastika flag flying over practically every house absence of a swastika flag signifies that the folks who used to live there are now in the hoosegow for failing to fly same my friend may have exaggerated somewhat but I 1 think not much because while talking we came abreast of a Leider kranz cheese in a delicatessen store window and involuntarily he said heil hit ler leri I 1 nominating barkley arkley C CANVASSES show senate leader VJ alben barkley gaining as a possible democratic nominee in 1940 it its s high time we had somebody from paducah for president for a hundred and fifty odd years this republic has fooled along without one of our local boys sitting up there in the white house writing messages to congress condemning the use of sugar in cornbread and proclaiming that if any traitor dares to pull down fried catfish shoot him on the spot with alben on the job we U 11 not only have homegrown statesmanship in job lots but silver throated ora tory which by comparison would make patrick henry seem like a tongue tied man suffering from chapped lips for al can talk an hour and never use the same word twice or the letter r once nominate barkley and that night there w won on t be a dry throat in me mc cracken county elect barkley and well I 1 always did think I 1 d make a middling fair secretary of the interior certai certainly nl y nobody could botch up the indian bureau worse than it is IRVINS IRVIN S COBB Q service |