Show LIDI PUSHES 1 CHIT IT ON 0 SC IC us I 1 it al S mont alet it binds I 1 ands outlet in tie tic it toi ro chronicle readers REPORTERS MAKE malie MERRY ABOUT betsa 8 N A BOTTLE A few m weel eel s ago the editor took six ladies in his rolls rough car to the scenic beauties of utah arizona and the mesa alesa verde two of them made notes you have all read con sid erable from tie pen of mrs cal lister and of course in inimitable and droll mimicry mrs airs hook Is tops here is their version no law agin giggin specially at his old rn bbs wo no appreciate very much the thet kind ness liess of mr air beckwith in asking us to view the pictures that he bad had taken on some of his many trips through natures wonderlands onder lands As the pictures were shown he de scribed them in detail which added much to our pleasure and satis tact fact ton ion when some of the scenes were thrown on the screen they were so beautiful that we thought the real scene was most and ar reproduced mr beckwith thought he was ex Pert perlin enting in his first taking of color pictures but to us they were excellent especially in the color and the beauty of the flowers around the high school and also the buildings bringing out th the beautiful tints and colors of the paints and stones in the high school and seminary mr beckwith in a torner article of the chronicle told of the places visited and mentioned many other things but of two he tailed failed to make mention first he showed us a picture of betsy the auto that was to take us for the ride but she sura sure looked as it if she had been gath ered cred from the junk heaps all over town no doubt mr beckwith had made use of his trained retriever daggs in getting this material the second from some unknown place he produced a bottle claiming it belonged to one of the ladies of the party shocking but all the ladles ladies stoutly reiterated their innocence and knowing them as we do we must place the blame tor for that bottle it belongs anyway we nev er got a chance to peek into it or tilt it toi foi when one of the ladies put it into her reticule to take home mr B was siezer with such a terrible fit and looked so woe that she hadlic hadn t the heart to deprive him of it and handed it back dimmed lately he was hissett again and has tily bid us good night with or for a smile ellza eliza hook and margaret callister now as to betsy Is of a respected age er vintage Is 1854 one of the fust henry turned out she got me tl are and she beung me back wot mole moie does a mere man want and secondly betsy is slim in fig ger so that I 1 had to cut down on the baggage bag age and in going thru the luggage the womba women carried tucked down in the toe of a cotton sock NN was as a BOTTLE course I 1 felt bad to find such a thing n hid right away I 1 had to have a snoot ful to re sussi tate flabbergasted Flamberg asted was what I 1 was well anyway we had a nice trip saw everything got some good pho tos and some in color mrs hook has a bit of poetry written at ohp white heat of enthusiasm which we hopa hope to get soon and present to our readers and again no law agin figlin hiccup I 1 hie kin take hie it hie is I 1 dbert WOW I 1 twelve hot bot ties of champagne on a dead mans chest fee fie to fo turn fum the best is yet to como come in that poetry FB I 1 |