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Show Parasites Have Spotlight In the language of love, two parasites, the orchid and mistletoe, mistle-toe, will always hold the spotlight. Orchids because they portray the essence of love, and mistletoe because be-cause it brings Yuletide kisses to lads and misses. Girls who stand under mistletoe, as everyone knows, will always find that they will get kissed, these lovely misses, from all the little laddies, the gladdies and saddies. If girls under the mistletoe be caught, this lesson be taught, that kissing under mistletoe mistle-toe will never get you a steady beau. So pretty lassie please heed this advice, and not under the mistletoe mistle-toe be caught more than twice. Ah, but, don't forget your mistletoe, mis-tletoe, boys. |