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Show GUM CHATTER By Chewy I One unfortunate Cub, Joe Brammer, Bram-mer, member of the C team, was a victim of a careless person's wad. Not under the seat, but on the seat. "It was at lunch time, when this hungry chap ran to find himself a seat at a table. After finishing lunch he proceeded to remove himself him-self from the stool. Much to his amazement, he was stuck down with a little wad of oosee-goo (gum). Great pains and exclamations exclama-tions were evident as Joe's friends tried to aid him in freeing his trousers. During the confusion of students hurrying to classes as bell rings, the implement which finally brought freedom to Joe, was nothing noth-ing more than a common kitchen knife. Did you know that one's character char-acter can be analyzed by the way he chews his gum? There is the neurotic type, who rolls his gum with his tongue. Then there's the prim 'book worm" who minces her gum, because be-cause she is afraid to let anyone see the contortions on her face. And don't forget the toughie who chews his words with his wad like a cow chews her cud. The artistic type "pulls" amazing amaz-ing designs such as "babies' pants" or jumping ropes, and once in a while, blows a few bubbles to break the monotony. Whatever type you are, be sure you find a waste paper basket instead in-stead of "any old place" to park your gum. ' |