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Show t ESTABLISHED RATES - -1 An- Oklahoma editor has arranged a table of rates for publishing things "not as thoy seem? as follows: .For calling a rnaa a successful citizen when everybody knows he Is laziei-than laziei-than a government mule, $7.75? referring re-ferring to a deceased citUen as one who Is Sfncerely mourned by the entire en-tire community, when he is jnissed. only in 'the saloons, $1.10; (falling an ordinary pulpit-pounder ah eminent emi-nent divine, .124 cents; sending a tough citizen to heaven with poetry, '$5.00; and so on with a list too long to give complete. , - e k j |