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Show '.,'". ' THE BINGHAM NEWS . Denies Tris Speaker Will Quit r ? J is.' yVTi) 'yy f IV Manager Trls Speaker. if there's a chance that Trls Speaker Is not going to manage the Cleve-land Indlas next year, then K. S; Barnurd. president of the club, doesn't know about It. Questioned cimeernlng a rumor that Speuker might not guide the tribe In 11)27, Barnard Intimated this piece of gossip was red hot newa to hltn. "As far as I know, Speaker will lie back," he said "The fact that he hasn't aignetl a contract yet doesn't mean a thing. We've never felt It neces-sary to hurry on the contract matter with him except In the summer of 102. when we asked him to sign for 11)2(1 In order to silence reports that he might not return." I HERE'S SOME PUNKIN' Little "movis" favorite holds a pumpkin en top of her head Just to show how big It is. And all of It for a great big pi for herself on Thanks-giving day. Thank God (or III favors, Abundant asd deep Th day (or our striving, Th nlgbu (or our alee. Th treasure He give ua All through th hours. Th gleam o( tlx sunlight, Th perfum of (luutri. Th song of th wlidblrds In spring's lovely ways, Th beauties and wonder W through th day. Th laughlar of childhood, Th hum hearth's bright glow, Th iwl ties of kinship, friend whom w know. Th harvt o bounteoias That grows tn our field, Pilling our barns With gnrou yield. Thank Ood for His favors Today w bow low And whisper our thank For the gift lhat w knnw. Kstherln Kdelmea. (A. 1H. Western Newepaper llaiea.) IN DAYS OF OUR FOREFATHERS Women Prepared Their Own Medicines Th wise pioneer women learned to gather, In woods and fields, the reroe-- I , I dies the Indians S'1'":: used. Prom the rf" rafters of colonial houses, hung great V bunches of dried fk roots and herbs. , J From those, in f.Jl times of sickness, V I ' the busy mother ':ry , brewed simple and V powerful remedies. ff :Jr I From roots and fv f I herbs, Lydla E. ,"--- - 2gJ pinkham.a descend-ant of these sturdy pioneers, made her Vegetable Compound; The beneficial effects of this dependable medicine are Touched for by hundreds of women. Mrs. Wm. Kraft of 2S38 Vlnewood Ave., Detroit, Mich., saw a Pink ham ad-vertisement In the "News" one day and made up her mind that she would give the Compound a trial. At that time she was very weak. "After the first bot-tle," she writes, "I began to feel better and like a new woman after taking six bottles. I recommend It to others and always keep a bottle In the house." Mrs. Gust Green of 401 Lincoln Park Boulevard, Rockford, Illinois, found herself In a condition similar to that of Mrs. Kraft. "I was weak and run-down," she writes, "but the Vegetable Compound haa helped ma and I feci better now. I recommend It to ail women who need more strength," FACIAL ERUPTIONS I nniiithtlr sod annoying int. proved by one application of Resinol DEMAND "BAYER" ASPIRIN Aspirin Marked With "Bayer Cross""". Has Been Proved Safe by Millions. Warning! Unless you see the nania "Haver" ou package or on tablets you are not getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for 2fl years. Say "liayer" when you buy Aspirin. Imitations may jirove dangerous. Adv. Cuticura 8ooth.es Baby Rashes That Itch and burn, hy hot baths of Cuticura Soup followed by gentle anointings of Cuticura Ointment, Nothing better, purer, sweeter, espe-cially If a little of the fragrant Cntl-rur- a Talcnra la dusted on at the fin-ish. 2.rc each. Advertisement Sure Relief fssiO 6 Bell-an-s OELL-AN-S FOR INDIGESTION 254 and 754 Pktfs.Sold Everywhere jS PARKER'S I BiSW HAIR BALSAM ReswvMlMudraff Stops Heir fsUia fvQir 1& Reetoree Color end a?.1 Beeatr Grev end Fedwl Heir U 2 eml iroo t DrainjiM.. V?g A "'"' hfm Wki "PshWue.W T. I HINDERCORNS itmeee, etc., stops ell pain, ensure comfort to tlie fef-l- , mules welkins ea. 16c by mell or et Uleooz Uueuice.1 Worse, fetcbof ue. N. I. Orson Williams Regains Health Prominent Denver Hotel Mm Suffering F'orx Indigestion and Stomach Trouble, Relieved by Tanlac. "sw "Everyone can f18 benefit by my ex- - ff, perience," says rv' Orson C. Williams," i owner of Rosslyn I f Hotel, Denver. "Neglect robbed VC" ' me of good health. Eating became a Jke trial, for I suffered TA 'jf i from Indigestion J ..sS-- t and gas that bloat-e- d my stomach. I would almost turn blind from dizziness ceased by Indigestion and was just about to give np when Tanlac was recom-mended to me. "After taking it awhile-- I felt stronger and my appetite return . and I can truthfully say that Tan-lac is a fine tonic and helped build me. back to healii." Over 40.000.000 bottles of thU wonderful tonic, made from roots, : barks and herbs, bave been sold. Avoid sickness. Take Tanlac The . results are amuin'. Ask jonr druj? iet for a bottle toda-- n FOOTBALL IS NOT A GAME OF TIME Coach Would Decide Games by Number of Plays. "Koothiill in not a kuiiih of time any more limn liiiNetmll," saiil Uet'lnnM W. P. P.rown, iiKHlKlant cohcIi of foot-hu-of lUmlon uijlverKlty. He the opinion Unit fixing the lime of a gHine hy plnys rallicr tluin hy the wntiti would miiterliilly rrgu-lul- e f he fortvnrd uihh. Conch Itrown tried nut the play nyHieiii in xeveriil of the lloston Kiimt'M luxl full uml this sea-son, ninl Ix lliiirntiKhly convinced of, lln iichsm. In liln tiiieiiiciit. he snid I lint iiiemhcri of the foothiill cominlt-tc- e ttn it I ice n Invited to lliee games hut Unit none hd attended. "The Kimie of f'x'llinll." lie xnid, "Is a ciiinc of pln.vw four dotvns to gain a Kpeclllc iIImIhikc. It in not a game of time any more lliiin IihkcIihII. "The rules cominlltep had admin-istered playing foothiill hy plays for six vcnrn. hihI this yeiir iniide It wltli tlie teHiilNv This Is on rec-ord, iiltlioiich It In not In the hook. "I l a I in football hy plnyn will ins terlHlly regilnte the hiuch (litMiiHscd forward puss, hn by time the Incom-pleted forward pnmt Ktops the watch and thei-ch- exlcmht the actmil play-In- g time iihotit :l hccoikIh, while by plays the incompleted forward pan conntu a piny. This Is a big differ-ence ninl it stops the drugging out of a game. "Tennis can go fro.o the time game to the piny gnme or tlee versa with practically no Inconvenience, as the execution of the plays Is unchanged. It loen away with all Inaccuracies of the timing. "All thut In needed is some good Mixed iiumherK such as bnHket-bal- l numbers and the words '.More plays.' CUT OUT WORRIES AT THIS SEASON Let Thanksgiving Time Be Given Over Only to Rejoicing. A story which has been told In the atrlcal circles for many years, relates' the adventure of a comedlao, long out of a Job, who, In feur and trembling, sought employment from a grulT and hard vUaged manager. On lit lug In-formed of his visitor's errand, the manager wheeled In his chttlr. fixed the unfortunate actor with a baleful glare and barked out, "Ail right, go aheud and be comical now. Make me laugh." . Something akin to the discomfiture of the actor thus peremptorily re-quired to be mirth provoking is often experienced by the citizen when II comes to complying with the official request to be thankful on the annual occasion set aside for that function. He may not feel at all thankful, lie may have private griefs and anxieties He may have domestic worries. He may be oppressed wlih a conviction of impending national disaster. He may feel It necessary to devote him-self pretty exclusively to worry. Therefore, on being commanded to be thankful at a certain time he Is disconcerted and perhaps falls to bring himself Into the desired frame of mind. But It Is a good Idea, nevertheless. For the precise reason that most of as spend too much time In examining our causes for depression . and In dwelling upon the reasons we- may have for sorrow, regret or apprehen-sion, It Is an excellent thing to be asked at a certain time to remember our blessings. For we all have them, however much we may permit them to be ob-scured by our worries. Individually and nationally we have much to be thankful for and a few moments of thought will disclose ample reason for gratitude. ' 4 But Why Not Enjoy It? "What Is the bewt way to eat corn off the cob?" "As If company were present." Li'gf Blessings That Call for Gratitude Thanksgiving Is a mental condition, and 4s not dependent upon Die state of one's fliuincns or one's lurdcr. In fact, IMtiple are more apt to forget God and Ills benefits to us when they are prosperity than In adversity. The well niun or woman Is not aa prone tn thank (iod for health as the sick man or woman to thank Him for lefurnlng strength. Farmers may lie thankful this year lhat they probably have Fe"n the worst of their hard times. When so many people are without work and without homes, the farmer still has his chores and bis farm on which to hibernate. Whatever our troubles are. they might be worse. Most of us get more than we deserve. If we could see a dally balance sheet of our credits and debits as our Master sees them, we would undoubtedly feel sincere grati-tude for what we have been spared. ICxrhange. Longest Drop-Kic- k Was Made Several Years Ago A record thnt has stood for three collegiate generations challenges the kicking talent which the 102(1 football season will uncover. Thirteen years ago Mark Payne, a halfback on the Dakota Wesleyan uni-versity football team, made a d drop kick against Northern Normal of Aberdeen. S. D., on the tatter's field and none of the plictioms uncover-;- ! in t lie more recent years of football's greater popularity have come within Keven yards of the mark. Payne's powerful boot fractured record which had stood for 17 yeara a ii ctrop kick which cat o pea of Wisconsin made against North-western In' IMS. Itut since 1004 only three men have made a drop kick from behind the d line. Itobertson of Dartmouth .drop kicked 54 yards against Cornell In 1010, and Lamoiit Johnson of St. Mary's college, Kansitu, drop kicked 55 yards in 1023. Gene Sarazen Greatest of Uphill Golf Players (Jene Saraiten's record In the United Htates open and the Metropolitan open, atampa him aa one of the great-est uphill players In golf. In each tournament Sarazen came with a rush' in the final rounds. He seemed hopelessly out of It at Scioto after two bad rounds at the Mart, but on the tltial day he turned In a 71 aud "0, tying for third place. There was a repetition In the Metro-politan at Salisbury. Here a (38 in the .- - Mitrd round enabled hi in to finish on equal terms with Macdonald Smith and necessitate piay-oft- . Then he tied Smith's 70-7- 2 In the first Mil hole of the play-of- f. Nearly all good golfers shoot their beat golf at the start of a tournament. Sarazen reverse the usual order. Ho has been that kind of golfer ever since ho came with a rush in the dual round at Skokle In 1022, winning the United States open title when nobody was paying any attention to him. It's a wise football that knows which directum It Is going. Helen Wills, the California tetuils star, practices only with male play-ers. see A fencing enthuslust has opened a school for u.en and women In Mon-treal. e Javelin throwing Is one of tlte old-est forms nf hIIiIkIIp ..nmt.f Moll known to man. e e J I in Ten Kyck, aged seven has been coaching the crew of Syracuse university for thseelaest 23 years. It's getting hard to tell whether Suzanne I.englcn Is over here as a tenuis star or a fashion model. It has become known that Bill Poak, veteran right-hande- pitcher, la planning a come-bac- k for 1027. Pennsylvania's major football game each year Is the annual Thanksgiving clash with Cornell at Philadelphia. A mountain In Italy has moved two yards In 38 years. Speaking of foot-ball, what Is first down for a moun-tain T e e Uniirfre Beans Iteardon of the Na-tional league staff has been signed to umpire In the Winter league of Cali-fornia. e A fight over Sunday baseball is etlli on In Mnssnchuetts. As It Is, Die Boston teams cannot play on Sunday;, or, some say. other days. Bob .Oliver twenty-slx-yea- r old pitcher, picked up by Oakland fr.,m the semlpro ranks, looks like a win-ner. Phil Koerner found him at VIs-all- Cullf. Knute Itockne. foolhall coach of Notre fmnie university, will visit Hawaii In December to referee three games and conduct a football coach-ing school. ' tJrover Wlevelund Alexander, former Cub pitcher "and now with the St. l.onis Cardinals, is absolutely unmind-ful of all forms of superstition, hav-ing twice won bonuses for winning 2!i games In a season ending Friday, the , tieorgp Stnlllngs. miracle man of Boston's famous team, used to keep one of his players busy on the bench during a game throwing stones at pigeons and other birds that landed on the ground between the plate and the bench. e e (Jus Whe.lc. former Boston college palter, has heu signed by the Cin-cinnati Beds. He Is a brother of Tom Whelan, who formerly played for Hendricks at Indianapolis. Cns Is a first baseman. The Norfolk club sold Klrst Base- - man Dick Attreau to the Philadelphia Nationals for a price reported at $11,-)0- . Attreau was the leading hitter of the league, with a murk better than .375. His hits Included 10 home runs. Arnold Statu, obtained hy the Brook-lyn team from lxa Angeles, was about to give up the grand old pastime In favor of professional golf a year ago. but he has now decided to drop the game to that It may not hurt his batting. Women In prison in Sainaraiig life convicts for xdsoiilng their hunlmtitls or murdering tlit-i- r babies turn out beautiful batik wort. THANKSGIVING DAY Com, uncle snd cousins end wives and sums; Com, nephews and brother, no won't, no cen'la; Put business and shopping and school books rwsy, Th year lias rolled 'round. It I Thanksgiving day. Th table Is spread and the. dinner Is dressed; Th cooks and the mother hav all don their best; No caMnh of Bagdad e er saw such die-Pla- Or dreamed of a treat Ilk this Thanks-giving day. Now children revisit th darling old place, Now brothers and slater lung parted mbtace; The family ring Is united once more. And th satre volt re shout at the old cottage door. Th grandfather smiles on the Inno-cent mirth. And blesses the powers that hav guarded hi hnt,rih; II remembers no trouble, he feels no decay, Itut thinks his whole life has been Thanksgiving day. Then pralee for the pant and th pres ent we'll slnn. And. trustful, aalt what th future may bring; Let doubt snd repining be vanished away. And th whole of our lives bs Thankaglvlng day . Never Be Standardized laaMMTeMMMMearlleaiMii l'BHTeJ Amos Alouzo, Stagg, full rank pro-fessor of Chicago, gridiron godfather of hundreds of celebrated players, and at sixty-fou- r years of age. the oldest active football authority in the I'nited States, speaks on American football in the new Brltannlca. "Fortunately," says Stagg In Ids re same of the development of the game, "offensive football will never he com-pletely standardized, because the pos-sibilities of maneuvering the players are so many that coaches of Intensive genius are constantly lured Into the multifarious forms of strategy always possible to a clever tactician." A date palm near San Diego was planted hy the missionary, Junlpero-Serra- , In 1778. " Coach Spears Hits Golf Ball Placed on Watch When l)r. Clarence W. Spears, head football coach at the University of Minnesota, has a new play which he wishes to experiment with, be simply trots 11 of his men out on the field and has them test it out, by using It In a scrimmage with another group of players. But when It comes to experi-menting with golf a sport which has taken most of his spare time during the summer monthsthat's another story altogether. The Minnesota coach was displaying his skill at golf before a number of friends on a Twin City course, and be-ing especially confident of bis ability to handle a club, he began to demon-strate Just how an expert golfer was able to tee off the face of a watch with the crystal up. lie took a '.'hefty" swing and the bull went sailing Into the air, hut ad did wrt of the watch. HISTORIC SPOT i. t'-t- 1 Monument narking the first landing place of the Pilgrims on Cape Cod. Champion's Odd Career Mrs. (i. Henry Stetson of Philadel-phia, new woman's national golf chnuiplon. did not start playing golf mil II the elder of her two (laughters was seven years old. In the down years that have elapsed since then, although the schooling and Care of these two daughters kept her out of all hut two national tourna-ments, her game became steadily stronger and it was ready when, the daughters grown, she had the chance to enter agulu this year. Restaurant Repartee He "You're too prelty lo lie work-ing here." She "Well, If I gel Hps enough, I'll retire." WISE BIRD . Duck My but you're thin, Mr. Tur-ke- Gobbler Yes, I'm en a d:it. It' getting too close to Thanksgiving U take on any flesh I Moral Coward Stands No Chance in Sport Game "The moral aspect of get ling on the team U more Important than might he supposed," says Coach Fielding H. Yost In Boys' Life. "lu the first place, no coach wants a man on bis team with other players, who I an nnfit companion for them. In the second place, no man given over to dis-sipation can stand the ga(T. He quick-ly tlrea. He Is the type who usually lacks courage at the crucial uiouieu' He cannot take punishment and come back smiling. The coach knows all , this and a moral coward stands no chance at all In the athletic game, any more than In .he game of winning against life later on. "Th mental, moral and physical tilings are therefore of greatest Im-portance.. This is the Great Trinity of Sucifss- - In nnythlng. Show me a mun who ranks high In each of these three things and I will point out a man wli-- will succeed in any garje of athletics or life." Sarah Hale's Good Work Sarah Joseplia Hale, etlltor of tlodey's Ladies' Book, began a cam-paign of propaganda for having a statute tixing the day for the Thanks-giving ceremony, and through her large Influence ami that of her maga-zine she caused so much agitation that, In ISt4 congress declared that the last Thursday of November should thereafter be a legal holiday. Since then every President lias Is-sued Ihe welcomed procianuiflon, and on the last Thursday of November the American people follow the ad-vice of (iove'nor Bradford of the early Plymouth colony and "after a special manner rejoice together." |