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Show ' Abba: Yon'e worked at your job quits a while, haven't out How long have you been '. with your present employer! Dabba Scratching . dome) : Well, let 'a aee ah, yea it will be three hams, thia Christmas. TH08I OCCUPATIONAL NAMES Dave Would It interest you ( know that William JonM It a shoemaker In . Salem. MassT Port ho. Answer: Not at all. Dave: I have- mad a great discovery dis-covery which I hasten to known to yon. It la tfno. as I llva. that Frank Smith la a baker In Ocden. " Alias. Aninr: Who earee? And so on. V A PENNY FOR YOUE - THOUGHTS. AmoneTUtrexpenn calculated to (five- one poise it that of picking up penniei from the tray, in a one-man car while the aiijgly-manned vehicle earfetis around a corner cor-ner with the whole darn passenger pas-senger list of the car looking at you. ' v . " . ' ' Laoal polio) fiavs rglaagad Horatio Ho-ratio Woppar, who waa arrggtad th gthar night for a Brutal aavaurt en John VVinaanboom at tha laka. ' It waa loarnod that a ft or Wop oar had waitad In Una at th ahock-gtand ahock-gtand fr half an hour and waa t naarino tha window. Winvonbaam. ; wha had baan lollina about tha : banehaa, aparoaohod nlm with a ehaek, agking that Woppor obtain 1 hia hat and umbralla. Tha brutal a gaa u It oom p la 1 nod ef than oo-eurred. oo-eurred. a a SADIE THE SIREN. ' Chapter Wasatch 1234, Eto. (WHAT HAS OONB BBrORE: Sadie, a delightful little damal, " who la.commandor-ln-chief of the Do Luxe Game Hunting" Expedition, Expedi-tion, which la at proeent In Africa, hag juat taken a few a note of rood alcohol to fortify heraelf grHlnst anakeblteg. NOW OO ON with THW STORY. IT SUCH THERE BE). Badlo wok. up f.Un (raah. (Sh. waa alwaya frairh, however. ao pardon ua for mentioning thla unneeeaaary detail. At that aha waa not feellna ao bright aa aaual fcecauae aha had been atruck by-lUrhtnlns by-lUrhtnlns two or threo tlmea dur-tna dur-tna tha night, i. Sir Fat haS been sent rat to Xnurchaaa catnela for the party to VWi.ka tha great trip aeroae the deaert When ho returned with a package of clgareta Sadie aplaahed a eeeoanut on hia coco. He Is expected to bo out of bed next week. Lucius then proceeded to aet ap tha deaert llialea tor the bunch. When Sadie took a slant at the camele dla maid waa dlemayed. "Oh gee. or goah, oh golly," aba murmured In no uncertain terme. bluahlng furloualy and Inhaling and exhaling rapidly aa she had learned by faithful atudy of Walter Wal-ter Campa dally twln-elx. "What-aamatter, "What-aamatter, whataamatter, whataa- matter!. Thoae camele are no good! I will not have them. I don't have 'em.' ' Luelua unfurled hia ears In ai-tontahment ai-tontahment . "Why. I prithee, m lady?" "They're no good," mumbled (Sadie In several aUecata mumbe. "They're all hunelC backed." An Idea struck Lucius wltk nn; wonted force. "AW. naw.''bo salt meaning by thla a simple negative. "They Juat eaw a lion and got scared. That's why their backa are raiaed." It sounded all right to Bad la (More tomorrow). |