Show lamps for giving a man a synthetic coat of tan without the necessity of going into the great outdoors have been perfected these will be fine for the boys who get all their exorcize exer cize at the seashore playing poker cable dispatches announce that they are getting ready to hold an election in italy it is assured that the name of M will head each ticket on the ballot europe is said to be undergoing the coldest winter on record but up to this time our internationalists blamed it on the fact that uncle sam join the league of nations of course the good old days were all right but still we prefer the modem balloon tire to the one which was made of iron and sounded like you had dropped a dollar every time you drove over a stone in the road swans trapped by having their feet frozen in a river in germany were ere thawed out by the fire department this must have happened on germanys germanas Germ anys swanee river congress threatens to investigate the recent slump in the stock market which may meah mean that some of the boys at washington were on the wrong side of the market it was announced at a recent automobile show that the hand which once rocked the cradle now drives the family car but father still continues to pay for the gas it used to be that when a fellow caught a girl under the mistletoe he kissed her nowadays he wait for the mistletoe it is said that within a few years the automobiles will vill have the front wheel drive and a lot of henpecked husbands we know hope that the front seat scat drive will come in before that it may take mr hoover longer to build a cabinet than it takes a european statesman to build one but its our guess that mr hoovers cabinet will last longer than a european model |