| Show l I i. i c I P No Bigamy for Sara F FEW Er overlooked o the thc opportunity recently when the time report leport that Sara Bernhardt would marr marry r again was circulated to point out that it would be a clear case of bigamy the divine Sara being already wedded to her art to her theatrical ideals Theatrical wiseacres declared that art is a jealous mistress al and that Sara Sala g gets bets ets enough exercise considering her advanced years eaIs in In quarreling with her ller managers her dressmakers and her playwrights without adding to it the exhausting task of quarreling with a husband Sara howe however however how how- e ever er r has put an end to the discussion by Announcing 1 g g that at she will not marry many again If the report t were not ridiculous it would be shameful shameful shame shame- ful sas sa's says the great tragedienne 1 i Professor Hall Hull of the time University of Wisconsin sin a Lafollette a adherent ad ad- herent has bas created a sensation sensation in the Badger Badger- st state by teby declaring that there has never been a President of th the States who enforced the laws more vigorously than Mr Mt Taft raft has doi done e andis d doing g and asks for fair play with reference ference to the time ad administration The Vis s- s co professor need not worry Mr Mu Taft w will l get get et both fair play plat and the job for four years more V Cornelius Vanderbilt has just un undergone an n operation for ap ap- Considering the wealth of oC the subject and and the cost of an operation it is a won wonder ler his Jis family physician J lied d not tapped that gold mite mine long ago ngo What We need is IS a return o the Chinese o the od-the Celestial Celestin I paying his physician only when he is a P well and an get get- hug a rebate when he hc is ill m It is iF alleged that when I Em William Emperor l conferred cried the Order of the lime Red Eagle Engle upon J. J l Pier P ont Morgan he lie did so did so upon the advice of his financiers financier and and that as a result Morgan 1 and other American capitalists are re loaning large sums sums' of money to n a interests The bright young man who man who dreamed that dream ha lias' lias has a q eer idea iden of J. J I Pierpont Morgan Morgan's s character Jj r j e |
