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Show POINTED PARAGRAPHS The Ignorance cf a lawyer Isn't bliss for Ids client. Poverty may not be a crime, but it Is the cause of many. Stationers are about the only men who are able to keep diaries. The punch bowl tins been the direct cause of many an unfriendly punch. The tit of a small boy's trousers depends de-pends upon the size of the pockets. Ju.t because a man says nothing be Isn't necessarily a sawer of wood. Nil real hustler would give 2 cents for the things that come to those who wait. Few sins would be so popular If they were not so strenuously preached against j A street car runs twice as fast when a man is trying to catch it aa It does when be Is riding In It It takes a hundred cents to make a dollar, but It takes more than a dor ' lar's worth of sense to make a mac We often wonder why" the man who in always boasting of the splendid positions offered him continues to hold down a small job. j |