Show I What Hade Him Weary I I A nervouslooking man leaned up against a bar in one of the restaurants on Pennsylvania avenue the other day and after ordering some whisky remarked to the barkeeper that he had been unable to sleep the night before for some cause I Oh said the barkeeper as he passed out the bottle and the glass that is easily cured What you want is exercise Get a piece of wood and saw it tonight till you get real tired I will wager you an sleep then I know something that will make rim more tired than that remarked a seedylooking customer standing near by chewing a toothpick What is it eagerly asked the nervous ner-vous man as he paused before taking his drinkApply for an office under this admin stration was the answer The ner YOUS man invited the stranger to join rim |