Show ChitChat I Offensive patfysanship Going home with another fellows girL The Sultan of Constantinople is named Osman Bey His twenty wives make him sign his name 0 Bey Bismarck has au income of 6 an hour und it is too bad that he has not an American wife to make his expenses 650Yes Yes said Mrs Spriggi when she read the menu of a recent fashionable dinner the man Tho got up that there feast must have been an epicac rudgeIIo old are you madam 1 VitnessI Imve no personal knowledge knowl-edge of my age ard hearsaytestimony I understand is nofcaceepted in this court Romantic young ladies who open their I casements at night and gaze pensively I upon the moon are very foolish The I moon is 240000 miles cfeant and if i there is a man in it they wouldnt get him Whats the use of being unreasonable The manuscript of Miss tCSevelands new book has been left with liiie publishers pub-lishers but she hasnt decided ivrhat to call the production yet Women are all alike in this respect whether it is books < or babies they are principally interested I in First hen There comes the woman to drive us out of the garden Second 1 hen Yes and she is picking up a I stone too Jet us fly out quick No I no stay here But Bhe is aiming right for us Yes and if we should move I we might get hit I Clara who owns to 20 Think of the artfulness of that minx of a Mary OldI maiden Would you believe it she told Mr Suitor that I was 25 years old She knew well enough she didnt come j within five years of the truth Dearest friend Why Clara you dont mean to say that she should have told him you were 30 |