Show Where Do My Lost Keys Go Liz livingston Staff Writer Ever wondered if theres there's some black hole out there that sucks up all things that are lost The sock in the dryer phone numbers or even your car keys In the case of the keys the black hole may drop into an obscure establishment establishment establishment establish establish- ment on Redwood campus In the hall of the basement of the Construction Trades building down two flights of stairs into a adim adim adim dim hall with flickering lights there is a bright cheery door that leads to the Key Office No one really brings the keys here says the girl behind the desk because were we're down in inthe inthe inthe the dungeon t People turn in keys to staff or the campus police and they bring them here In response to the question if the Key Office served only to collect lost keys the girl was quick to jump to the offices office's defense We do a lot of things here we make the keys for all the campuses and take the name number and description of keys and call people people people peo peo- if they show up here And this is where sign maker and lock smith have their offices I then eagerly asked if I could see seethe seethe seethe the abandoned keys I half expected her to lead my to a back backroom backroom backroom room with a bin so filled with keys you could do the backstroke in it but in reality the collection only filled two shoe boxes Scanning over the collection my disappointment was quickly replaced by a sense of loss for the owner Every k key y ring is so indi indi- individual individual individual vidual each loaded with several keys car remotes Chap Stick plastic club cards to gyms and grocery stores You quickly realize realize realize real real- ize when you lose your keys you lose the p passport sport to your whole world and the service that the Key Office provides is in actuality actuality actuality actual actual- ity priceless |